Shamelessly stolen from David Letterman: Subject: 97/06/11...Signs You're At A Bad Barbecue... "From New York...We will not be undersold"...It's the Top Ten List for Wednesday, June 11, 1997. And now, former Soviet cosmonaut...David Letterman! ..From the Home Office in Wahoo, Nebraska... Top Ten Signs You're At A Bad Barbecue... 10. Everything on the grill has a long, thin tail 9. To avoid burning, chicken breasts are covered in Coppertone 8. The "cole slaw" is just mayonnaise and lawn trimmings 7. The three-legged race is won by a three-legged guy 6. Every couple minutes, the cook drops his pants and flips himself with the spatula 5. Host tells you the burgers are 20% beef and 80% critter 4. The steaks have been sitting in marinade sauce all night, and so has Uncle Earl 3. You have to sign a legal waiver before you eat the potato salad 2. Things seem tense between your hosts, Frank and Kathy Lee And the number one sign you're at a bad barbecue... The guests all have grill marks on their foreheads APPEARING ON THURSDAY NIGHT'S SHOW... News anchor Tom Brokaw, comedian Janeane Garofalo, singer Sheryl Crow *************************************************************************** Thanks to an awesome provider for this account. Visit them on the web at: http://WWW.computan.on.ca *************************************************************************** THE TOP TEN LIST WITH DAVID LETTERMAN To SUBSCRIBE, send e-mail to: [email removed] And in the BODY of the message: subscribe topten-l NAME To UNSUBSCRIBE, send e-mail to: [email removed] And in the BODY of the message: unsubscribe topten-l PROBLEMS with your subscription, send e-mail to: [email removed] With the subject: PROBLEM And then describe the problem. *************************************************************************** You can view the TOP TEN LIST archive on the World Wide Web at http://WWW.cbs.com/lateshow This Top Ten List originated by transciption from the TV broadcast *************************************************************************** The TOP TEN LIST is (c) 1996 Worldwide Pants, Inc. All Rights Reserved *************************************************************************** Not Endorsed Or Related To CBS Television Or World Wide Pants, Incorporated *************************************************************************** - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity" -- Nobel prize physicist, Richard Feynman.
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