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| When launching a boat, always back the boat into the water. Pulling the boat into the water can really mess up your carburetor. |
When launching a boat, always back the boat into the water. Pulling the boat into the water can really mess up your carburetor. |
| When water-skiing, never allow a feisty duck to hitch a ride on your skis. |
When water-skiing, never allow a feisty duck to hitch a ride on your skis. |
| Always stay at least five boat-lengths behind the whale in front of you. |
Always stay at least five boat-lengths behind the whale in front of you. |
| While sinking to the bottom of a lake or ocean, screaming does not help. |
While sinking to the bottom of a lake or ocean, screaming does not help. |
| When boating, always wear a swimsuit with suspenders. This makes it easier on the guys with the grappling hook when they're trying to retrieve your body. |
When boating, always wear a swimsuit with suspenders. This makes it easier on the guys with the grappling hook when they're trying to retrieve your body. |
| Drowning can cause severe shortness of breath. And you don't even want to think about what it does to your complexion. |
Drowning can cause severe shortness of breath. And you don't even want to think about what it does to your complexion. |
| Always wear a life jacket in case you fall overboard. Also, it's a good idea to take along something to read, in case you're swallowed by a whale. Most whales seem to enjoy Moby Dick. |
Always wear a life jacket in case you fall overboard. Also, it's a good idea to take along something to read, in case you're swallowed by a whale. Most whales seem to enjoy Moby Dick. |