Bonus – Things I Learned From…

Things I learned from my cat

Curiosity never killed anything, except maybe a few hours.
Variety is the spice of life:

one day ignore people, the next annoy them.
Climb your way to the top,
thats why the drapes are there.
If you're not receiving enough attention,
try knocking over some very expensive antique.
When eating out, think nothing of sending
back your meal twenty or thirty times.
When in doubt, cop an attitude.
Make your mark on the world, or at least spray each corner.
Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.
Find your place in the sun,
especially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm, clean laundry
Always give generously ~ a small bird or rodent
left on the bed tells them, "I care"
When you go out in the world, remember:
that being placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege!