Pms

I have PMS and ESP....that makes me a b****...who knows it all...!!

I have PMS and I'm all out of chocolate !

It's not PMS that's bothering me...it's YOU !!

Next mood swing....6 minutes !

PMS -- Pass My Shotgun !

PMS -- Pack My Stuff !

PMS -- Pack My Suitcase !

PMS--Pardon My Screaming !!

PMS -- Pardon My Sobbing !!

PMS -- People Make me Sick

PMS -- Permanent Male Stupidity !

PMS -- Permanent Menstrual Syndrome !

PMS -- Perpetual Munching Spree !

PMS -- Pissy Male Syndrome !

PMS -- Pissy Mood Syndrome !

PMS -- Plainly Men Suck !

PMS -- Psychotic Mood Shift !

PMS - Pretty Mean Stamper !

PMS--Pretty Mean Spirited !!

PMS -- Provide Me with Sweets !

PMS -- Puffy Mid-Section

PMS--Putting up with Men's **** !!

PMS--Putting up with Men's Stupidity !!

The difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull is...... LIPSTICK !!

When I have PMS... I don't have my period.... I have an explanation POINT !!

When the world is all but homicidal, all I need's is a little Midol.