Funny

Dear Lord, if you can't make me skinny, please make my friends fat

Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges!

Age is only a number, and mine is unlisted

Any day above ground is a good day

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it

It's not nagging when I'm right!

Don't rush me- I'm waiting for the last minute

Any woman looking for a husband has obviously never had one

If at first you don't succeed, try your wife's way

If you're smoking in here, you'd better be on fire

Everybody have fun tonight

Am I cool or what?

A Thing of beauty is a joy forever

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your own path and don't worry about the darkness for that is when the stars shine the brightest.

A day in the life

Campfire Cooking

I am a Child of God

Jeep……just empty every pocket.......for the jeep lovers....you know what i mean

Just Clowning Around

May your day bubble over with fun

Mug Shots (use mugs as die-cuts)

Never Too Young

Sight seeing

Sliding Around

Snap, Crackle, Pop! (by a fire)

Something’s Fishy... But I think I "sea" what is going on.

Strike a pose!