Divorce

Breaking up is like underwear. You feel better after the creep is gone.

Ex-wife For Sale...Just take over payments !!

I divorced my husband for religious reasons...He thought he was God...I didn't !

Is alimony the high cost of leaving ?

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. (Zsa Zsa Gabor)

Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand.

My husband and I divorced for religious reasons... He thought he was God, I didn't !

My next husband will be normal

25% or men kiss their wife good-bye when they leave their house.

99% of men kiss their house good-bye when they leave their wife !!