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God is good....God is fair To some he gave brains, to others....hair !!!
• God made a few perfect heads...on the others he put hair !!
Gray hair is a blessing...ask any bald man.
For every hair lost from the head.... Two will appear on your (bum/back/ears. etc) instead !!
• Hair today....is gone tomorrow !
I'm not getting balder, I'm just getting more head !
• I'm someone's favorite bald guy !
This is not a bald spot....it's a solar panel for brain power !
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