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| Feel free to use our smoking area....it's located outdoors. |
Feel free to use our smoking area....it's located outdoors. |
| If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. |
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. |
| If you don't want your ash kicked, the butt stops here. |
If you don't want your ash kicked, the butt stops here. |
| If you must smoke...take your butt outside. |
If you must smoke...take your butt outside. |
| If you stick a cigarette in your ear, you will look stupid. But if you stick one in your mouth, then you are stupid! |
If you stick a cigarette in your ear, you will look stupid. But if you stick one in your mouth, then you are stupid! |
| If you're smoking in this house, you'd better be on fire !! |
If you're smoking in this house, you'd better be on fire !! |
| No smoking....so get your butt out of here ! |
No smoking....so get your butt out of here ! |
| One fondest request is no smoking by guests. |
One fondest request is no smoking by guests. |
| Please don't smoke....we might croak. |
Please don't smoke....we might croak. |
| Thank you for holding your breath while I smoke. |
Thank you for holding your breath while I smoke. |