Kitchen

A guardian angel in your kitchen...watches over what you're fixin'...!!

A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious !

A messy kitchen is a sign of a good meal.

A Pinch of this...a dash of that...

Emergency numbers

Pizza 555-121-1212

Chinese 555-121-1212

Deli 555-121-1212

Grandma 555-121-1212

Fresh Eggs...Layed Daily

God blesses this kitchen but He doesn't clean it....!!

I do my part to keep the planet green; just look in my refrigerator.

I know that birds have little birds, and fish have little fishes. Then why don't sinks have little sinks, instead of dirty dishes..???

I like hugs and I like kisses, But what I'd love...is help with the dishes !!

I only have a kitchen because it came with the house.

Ice Tea 5 cents House wine of the South

If "ifs" and "ands" were pots and pans, this world would be one heck of a kitchen !!

If messy kitchens are happy kitchens...mine's delirious !!

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen !

If you want breakfast in bed....sleep in the kitchen !

If yur lookin...for home cookin'....go home !

Keep this Kitchen clean.....Eat out !!

Kitchen Closed...Not in the Mood... (I saw this on a sign that had a cow on it)

Kitchen closed Sundays...

Kitchen Closed: this chick's had it!

Kitchen Closed: this heifer has had it !

Lord...bless this kitchen...and those who labor in it...

Lord, Warm all the kitchen with thy Love, And light it with Thy peace. Forgive me all my worry, and make my grumbling cease.

Love bakes good cakes And brews good stews.

Make yourself at home....Clean my Kitchen !!

Mealtime: when the kids sit down to continue eating.

Mom only works in the kitchen on days that end in "Y"

Mom's Cafe...Open 24 hours !

Mom's Kitchen: Love served here...

My next house will have not kitchen... just vending machines.

No matter where I serve my guests.... they seem to like my kitchen the best... (this was on a counted-cross stitch piece I did years ago)

Only cowards cook on low !!

Please don't bug me....while I'm eating !! (I saw this on a sign depicting a bug with a spoon)

Save water....don't do dishes !!

Sit...Give Thanks...Eat...Praise the Cook...

Sit....Relax....Gossip !

Thank God for dirty dishes; they have a tale to tell; while others may go hungry, we're eating very well.

With home and health and happiness, I shouldn't want to fuss; and by the stack of evidence, God's been very good to us !!

The kitchen is the heart of the home...

The Meals Complete...when the Kitchen's Neat !!

The only self-cleaning thing in this kitchen is the cat !

This chick is cookin'...

This is a self-cleaning kitchen....clean up after yourself !

This is my kitchen and I will do as I darn well please !

This kitchen serves the four basic food groups: 1. chocolate fudge 2. chocolate brownies 3. chocolate ice cream 4. diet cola

Thousands of people have eaten in my kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.

• Two choices for Dinner Tonite...take it OR leave it !

Welcome to my Kitchen...Now...Get Out !!!

Welcome to my Kitchen

Operating Hours:

Monday -- closed

Tuesday -- no service

Wednesday -- half day

Thursday --out shopping

Friday -- day off

Saturday -- eat out

Sunday -- day of rest

You can eat off my kitchen floor. There are crumbs everywhere !

A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.

A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious.

Apology...Although you'll find our house a mess, Come in, sit down, converse. It doesn't always look like this: Some days it's even worse.

Help keep the kitchen clean - Eat OUT

I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.

Cook can't take it anymore!

Kitchen closed - - this chick has had it!

My next house will have no kitchen... just vending machines.

Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.

If you don't like my standards of cooking...lower your standards.

I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.

I would cook dinner, but I can't find the can opener!

If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.

Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

The only thing I make for dinner is~ reservations!

Martha Stewart Doesn't live here!!

I'm creative, You can't expect me to be neat too!