Cleaning

Dull women have immaculate houses.

A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

I believe in miracles, keeping this place clean is one of them.

Apology...Although you'll find our house a mess, Come in, sit down, converse. It doesn't always look like this: Some days it's even worse.

My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it!

You may admire my dust, but please don't write in it!

Martha Stewart Doesn't live here!!

I'm creative, You can't expect me to be neat too!

So this isn't Home Sweet Home... Adjust!

Ring Bell for Maid Service...If no answer do it your self!

I clean house every other day. Today is the other day!

If you write in the dust, please don't date it!

Dusting Test in progress. Do not disturb samples.

TV ads show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a bloodstained T-shirt, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.

I hate 4 letter words - COOK, WASH, DUST & IRON!

Just when I get my room the way I like it, Mom makes me clean it!

I run things at my house! (e.g. the vacuum cleaner, washing machine, iron, etc.)