Chocolate – Candy

To have one’s diet defeated by chocolate is a delectable defeat.

God sends no stress that prayer and chocolate cannot handle!

When the going gets tough, the tough get chocolate.

There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate.

I am a woman of many moods, and they all require chocolate.

Warning! Chocoholic in Residence.

If God had meant us to be thin, He would NOT have created chocolate.

I'm going on a starvation diet. No chocolate for 24 hours!

In heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course.

Sisters share laughter, tears and lots of chocolate.

Money may talk, but chocolate sings!

The best things in life are chocolate.

Some things in life are better rich. . . coffee, chocolate, men.

I eat anything as long as it is chocolate.

Q. How many calories are there in a piece of chocolate? A. Who cares?

Anything tastes better dipped in chocolate.

I love you as much as chocolate itself!

So much chocolate. So little time!

Give me chocolate or give me death, for to live without chocolate is not living!

Anything is good and useful if it is made of chocolate.

If there is no chocolate in heaven, I'm not going!

It's never too early or too late for chocolate.

I only eat chocolate for you, so there will be more of me to love.

Promise me anything, but give me chocolate.

Forget the fruitcake, give me chocolate.

There's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.

When life gets you down and nothing is going right, you always have a friend ... in chocolate.

The future is uncertain. Eat your chocolate first.

The best over-the-counter prescription to perk you up is chocolate.

The way to a woman's heart is through a box of chocolates.

Will do anything for chocolate!

Hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt.

I never met a chocolate I didn't like.

Forget love! I'd rather fall in chocolate!

The key to my heart is chocolate.

Don't send me roses, unless they are chocolate!

If life is a box of chocolates, I want the cherry-filled!

There are two food groups: Chocolate and fruit. And if it is fruit, it should be dipped in chocolate.

There is no Chocolate's Anonymous because no one wants to quit.

Chocolate is worth its weight in gold.

A chocolate bar is better than a gold bar.

Chocolate is an essential nutrient.

If it's chocolate, it's sending out messages for me to eat it.

I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter.

There's never a wrong time for chocolate.

Money can't buy love, but it can buy chocolate.

A day without you is like a day without chocolate.

Chocolate satisfies all my cravings.

Man cannot live on chocolate alone, but woman can.

One never outgrows the need for chocolate.

Chocolate solves everything!

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is!

If at first you don't succeed, have a chocolate!

Things are bad. Send chocolate!

S.O.S. Need chocolate!!

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

Eat a chocolate before each meal. It will take the edge off your appetite and you will eat less.

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, it may be a sign of a deeper problem.

Store your chocolate on top of the refrigerator. Calories are afraid of heights and will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

Chocolate is the food group they don't tell you about!

Who says chocolate isn't a food group!!

A nice box of chocolate provides your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way at least you will get one thing done.

Problem: How do you get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car? Solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

One of life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds.

Make mine chocolate!

You are some bunny special. (Put with a chocolate bunny)

Crafting is my passion. But chocolate comes in a very close second! (Substitute any hobby.)

Those who say "Nothing tastes as good as thin feels" haven't tasted real chocolate!

Milk chocolate is a dairy product.

The four food groups: Brownies, Chocolate Cake, Fudge, Diet Coke

Save Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

Good friends share their chocolate chip cookies.

Friends are the chocolate chips of life.

In the cookies of life, friends are the chocolate chips.

A grandma is admired for her wisdom, patience, understanding and her chocolate chip cookies.

Life is like a box of chocolates. . . full of nuts.

The calories in white chocolate are negative and cancel out the positive calories in dark chocolate.

Those calorie-free sweets taste great dipped in chocolate!

There's nothing wrong with me that a little chocolate won't cure.

Life would be so desolate without any chocolate!

The two major food groups: A) The foods that you put cheese on. B) The remaining foods that you put chocolate on.

Sisters and chocolate make life bearable.

What came first, woman or the chocolate bar?

Chocolate. . . it isn't just for breakfast anymore.