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Bath

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A nice hot bath will fix just about anything...
Bare bottoms welcomed here !
Bathroom Rules: Hand towels are to be used by guests only. If you are not a guest, please dry your hands on your clothes !!
Bathroom Rules: WASH-BRUSH-FLOSS-FLUSH !!
Be a sweetie....Close the seatie !
Bear Hugs and Back Rubs Welcome
First water 10 cents , Used water 3 cents
Happiness is a long, hot bubble bath.
I aim to keep this bathroom clean. Your aim will help !
I believe the only time, the world beats a path to my door, is when I'm in the bathroom.
If there's a ring in the tub, please answer it !!
If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!!
If you're astinkin' and asweatin'...git to washin' !!
In this land of fun and sun, We flush on two, not one.
No job is finished until the paperwork is done !
NOTICE: Replacing the toilet paper roll will not cause brain damage !
Please don't hog the bathroom !!
Please God....tell Mommy that cowboys don't take baths !!
Reading Room -- Appointment Needed !!
Rub-a-dub-dub...Please scrub the tub !
Rub a dub dub…Four girls in the tub, Splishing and Splashing with glee. They've scrubbed and they've rubbed and they've played in the tub, And now they are clean as can be !
Rubber duckies welcome....real ducks frowned upon !
Save Water...Shower with a Friend !!
Splish...Splash....I was takin' a bath !
This is a do-it-yourself bathroom. No maid service available.
There's a "hare" in the tub....
We aim to Please !!
We aim to please...you aim to please!!
We aim to please your aim will help !!
Who a waits outside the door, One many never know; So tarry not my friend, He too may have to go!
You don't need to brush all your teeth....only the ones you want to keep.
Stand close....it's shorter than you think ! ...
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