Husbands

A husband is a lover who pushed his luck too far !!

A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke !

A husband is someone who takes out the trash and give the impression he just cleaned the whole house !!

Anyone looking for a husband obviously never had one !

Beware of dog....oh wait....that's just my husband !

Do you want the man of the house or the woman who knows everything?

Ex-Husband is the BEST husband !

Give your husband an inch and he'll think he's a ruler !

Hang on to your husband. He might come back in fashion.

Husband and Dog missing...25 cent reward for dog.

Husband for Sale...remote included !

I got a cat for my husband. I think it was a fair trade.

I love a man with dishpan hands !

I miss my ex-husband...but my aim is getting better !

I still miss my husband...but my aim is improving !

If a husband would treat his wife as though she were a thoroughbred...she'd never turn into an old nag !!

If more husbands were self starters, They're wife wouldn't have to be a crank !

If we can send one man to the moon...why can't we send them all !

I'm the boss of the house and I have my wife's permission to say so !!

Man is the king of his castle...but only until his queen comes home.

Men are idiots and I married their KING !

My husband always says...I'm saving us into the poorhouse !!

My husband let's me have all the craft supplies I can hide !!

My husband wears the pants in the family... I just tell him which ones to wear !!

My husband's the only kid in our house that'll never grow up and will never leave the house.

My wife and I have an agreement. I don't try to run her life and I don't try to run mine.

I usually wake up grumpy, but sometimes I let him sleep in.

My husband said if I went shopping again, he'd leave me. WHY didn't somebody tell me it was that easy !?!

The opinions expressed by the husband in this house are not necessarily those of the management.

The perfect wife is one who doesn't expect a perfect husband.