Birthdays – Over the Hill

Make a wish!

Party Time!

Another Year Older...And Better

So many Candles.. so little cake

Golden years

Forever young

Classified antique

I’m not over the hill yet, I can’t get up it!

Don’t resent growing older, Many are denied the privilege.

I’m a valuable antique with hair full of silver, Teeth full of gold, And joints full of lead

Been there, Done that… Can’t remember

It’s sad to grow old, but nice to ripen

I’m too young to be this old!

Baldness- the cure for dandruff

Grow old along with me, The best is yet to be.

I shall grow old but never lose life’s zest, Because the roads last turn shall be the best

I’ve become a valuable, historic monument.

Age is only a number

Don’t take life so seriously, It’s not permanent.

It takes a long time to grow old

Look 30, Act 20, Feel 60, Must be 40

I’m not 40- I’m 18 with some extra years of experience.

Recycled teenager

Pushing 50… is exercise enough

Aged to perfection

Forget the hot flashes, Give me power surges

I’m much too young too look old

You know your over the hill when “happy hour” Means nap time!

Aging is when you’re a plum, And end up a prune (or need one)

It’s never too late to have a happy childhood

Ready, Set, Blow!

Another candle on your cake?

Well, that's no cause to pout.

Be glad that you have strength enough to blow the candle out.