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Adaptations of DostoyevskiTHE IDIOT — A dramatization by Frank J. Morlock of the novel by F. Doestoevsky
Adaptations of DostoyevskiNOTES FROM THE UNDERGROUND — Adaptations of Dostoyevski
Adaptations of DostoyevskiCrime and Punishment — Feodor Doestoevski
Adaptations of DostoyevskiA RAW YOUTH — Adaptations of Dostoyevski
Algernon Charles SwinburneRosamund, Queen of the Lombards — Algernon Charles Swinburne
Algernon Charles SwinburneLocrine - A Tragedy — Algernon Charles Swinburne
Algernon Charles SwinburneThe Duke of Gandia — Algernon Charles Swinburne
Aphra BehnThe Unfortunate Happy Lady: A True History — Aphra Behn
Aphra BehnThe Rover; or, The Banish'd Cavaliers — Aphra Behn
Aphra BehnThe Adventure of the Black Lady. A Novel — Aphra Behn
Aphra BehnABDELAZER, OR THE Moor's Revenge — Aphra Behn
Aphra BehnTHE Amorous Prince, OR, THE Curious Husband — Aphra Behn
Aphra BehnThe Dutch Lover — Aphra Behn
Aphra BehnTHE FALSE COUNT, OR, A New Way to play AN OLD GAME — Aphra Behn
Aphra BehnSir Patient Fancy — Aphra Behn
Aphra BehnTHE REVENGE: OR, A MATCH IN NEWGATE — Aphra Behn
Aphra BehnTHE ROUNDHEADS OR, The Good Old Cause — Aphra Behn
Aphra BehnTHE TOWN-FOPP: OR Sir Timothy Tawdrey — Aphra Behn
Aphra BehnTHE Younger Brother: OR, THE Amorous Jilt — Aphra Behn
Aphra BehnTHE Debauchee: OR, THE Credulous Cuckold — Aphra Behn
Aphra BehnEmperor of the Moon — Aphra Behn
Aphra BehnTHE Feign'd Curtizans, OR, A Nights Intrigue — Aphra Behn
Aphra BehnTHE FORC'D MARRIAGE, OR THE Jealous Bridegroom — Aphra Behn
Aphra BehnTHE Luckey Chance, OR AN ALDERMAN'S Bargain — Aphra Behn
Aphra BehnTHE Widdow Ranter OR, The HISTORY of Bacon in Virginia — Aphra Behn
Aphra BehnTHE Young KING, OR, THE MISTAKE — Aphra Behn
By Rivals and Disciples of Moliere The Forfeiture--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock GERONTE: Better to give you no hope when I have none. You hoped to get 40,000 ecus restitution from your aunts. I tell you again, these two extravagants intend to keep that forfeiture, saying you cannot get it from us unless one of us marries. They're both over fifty. It's a joke to believe that will happen. I need money. My wealth is perishing. Expenses are ruining me. So, as a wise man, I ought to go back to the country and contract a marriage that will get me out of this financial trouble. The Spirit of Contradiction--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock Lucas: Everything I've planted is torn up. She's replanted all the weeds I tore out when I was grafting. She said they're wildflowers. Then when I planted the cabbages she said she now wants lettuces. Nothing is done by her order that doesn't reverse something I've done. Yesterday she half buried my prunes under melons. I believe, God pardon me! that it would be better for me to plant watermelons in the grape arbor. The Unforseen Return--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank J. Morlock Squire: Whenever you please we will take the same momentous step--hearts united. I am made for the ladies, and, in all modesty, the ladies are made for me. May I be damned if you are not to my taste. I am ready to love you one day to the point of adoration--to the point of madness! But not to the point of marriage. I like amours without consequences-- you understand me, I'm sure? THE WIDOW a la MODE--Donneau de Vise--translated by F. J. Morlock DAME JEANNE: Eh, my God! I've seen other widows besides you, who are thinking of their fortune while weeping about their spouse. I propose advice to you that you ought to take. A hundred devils! Your tears won't help you to live. The Two McNaughtens--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank Morlock Spruce Oh, sir, customs inspectors are terrible men. All the savages in the world are less barbarous. They can only talk in monosyllables. "yes, no, what, sir? I have no time. But, sir-- Would you kindly open up--" They need maybe a hundred words in their vocabulary. They give me a headache. Finally, when you need them for something, they're more proud and stuck up than an archbishop. The Double Widowing--by Riviere Dufresny, translated by Frank J. Morlock Mrs. MacPherson My husband never tells me his secrets. He's right, for I am too much of a gossip. I like it better when he tells me nothing, because he's so pompous when he tells me a secret. He has such long oaths, so long that I would as soon listen to a hundred sighs from another man. Before he will tell me one word! DOCTOR SCRATCH Note: A Comedy Based on Crispin Medecin of Hautroche--English Version by Frank J. Morlock THE TRIPLE MARRIAGE BY DESTOUCHES Walter Heaven is my witness, I have tried to conquer my distaste and to respond in kind to such a soft and obliging proceeding; if it still depended on me to comply with your wishes in this--but you force me to tell you, before the whole world, that I am not free and my word is pledged forever. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE ELM--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Jeremy The devil! Their imagination works overtime. They only invent fashions to hide sins. Furbelows for those who don't have hips; those who have hips, hid them. The long neck and wrinkled throat have given place to the steinkerk and so forth. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE TREE Pierrot Far be it from me to be suspicious. But, when we've got this wonderful Tree that will prove a woman's chastity--I simply don't wish to get married without it. I want Jaqueline to sit in the Tree, and I am going to find Harlequin to prepare the Ceremony. SCENE ADDED FOR THE ANNIVERSARY OF MOLIERE This was a scene added to a play called Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle by Scribe, Moreau, and Melesville. 1820. It is published separately as Scene ajoutee au Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle and was the work of Moreau. PRISONERS OF WAR--JEAN-JACQUES ROUSSEAU GOTERNITZ: Truly, Mr. Macher, your speech causes me pity and your rage makes me laugh. What response should this gentleman give to an exhortation as ridiculous as yours? The proof of the purity of his intention is in the very language he uses to you; if he wanted to deceive you he would probably take you for his confidant. THE FOLLIES OF LOVE--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGARD Jenny Yes, you. I believe that these rude manners come from some spirit who is in need of prayers. And to better understand whether this angry thing was soul or body, that made this Sabbath, one evening, I took a cord with two ends firmly attached upstairs. It had the effect I hoped. So soon as all were retired to sleep, I waited in person without noise or light, on guard in a corner. I wasn't long waiting. So pitty-pat down the spirit came, noisily tumbling over the cord. He measured the stairs with his nose. THE SERVANT PROBLEM Note: Translated and Adapted from Crispin, Rival of His Master By Alain-Rene Le Sage PANDORA, By VOLTAIRE PANDORA: (noticing Prometheus in the midst of the nymphs)/ What object attracts my eyes!/ Of all that I see in these pleasant parts/ It's you, it's you, no question, to whom I owe life. / My soul is filled with the fire from your glances;/ You seem still to vivify me. SAMSON, An opera by Voltaire SAMSON: What a sight of horror!/ What, these proud children of error/ Have brought these monsters they adore amongst you?/ God of battles, look in your furor,/ The unworthy rivals that our tyrants implore./ Support my zeal, inspire me/ Avenge your cause, avenge yourself./ WAYWARD WENCHES BY JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Columbine Much worse. Believe me, from one woman to another, as a faithless one, I much prefer Octavio to any other. Goodbye, miss. I promise you that I will not spring any trap on the heart of your lover--and because of my care for you, you will have no reason to cry thief. THE SCHOOL FOR LOVERS, By ALAIN-RENE LE SAGE FRISTON: These lovers are always together,/ With spirits devoted to me/ That around them my order musters,/ Making them observe this law./ The Lucky Man--Michel Baron--translated by Frank J. Morlock Bendish: Frankly sir, if you hadn't been seconded our ship would have come aground. Truly, the trouble that you had in this adventure--I'm not sorry it happened for I don't doubt that after such a hot alarm you'll take care not to make another such mistake. The Unforeseen Wager Note: A play in one act based on a play by Sedaine Translated and adapted by Frank J. Morlock THE VILLAGE COQUETTE OR THE SUPPOSED LOTTERY Lucas Suddenly, yes, to find myself there, as in a miracle. I've got the character for it--no matter how hazardous. I gamble, win some, lose some, it's only that it doesn't make one happy. I've played double or nothing out of boredom. I have forty tickets for this lottery. MADAME MOLIERE--Andre Cremieux CLITANDRE: Ah, what does fortune, position and the rest matter to me? If it pleases you, Madame, to live far from the court, on a farm, in the breast of some chicken-coop, you dressed as a shepherdess in very humble homespun and I as a good Meneleaus, recalling the original, your shepherd plucking fragile roses to cradle you with songs like those of birds. ChekovThe Sea-Gull — By Rivals and Disciples of Moliere The Forfeiture--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock GERONTE: Better to give you no hope when I have none. You hoped to get 40,000 ecus restitution from your aunts. I tell you again, these two extravagants intend to keep that forfeiture, saying you cannot get it from us unless one of us marries. They're both over fifty. It's a joke to believe that will happen. I need money. My wealth is perishing. Expenses are ruining me. So, as a wise man, I ought to go back to the country and contract a marriage that will get me out of this financial trouble. The Spirit of Contradiction--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock Lucas: Everything I've planted is torn up. She's replanted all the weeds I tore out when I was grafting. She said they're wildflowers. Then when I planted the cabbages she said she now wants lettuces. Nothing is done by her order that doesn't reverse something I've done. Yesterday she half buried my prunes under melons. I believe, God pardon me! that it would be better for me to plant watermelons in the grape arbor. The Unforseen Return--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank J. Morlock Squire: Whenever you please we will take the same momentous step--hearts united. I am made for the ladies, and, in all modesty, the ladies are made for me. May I be damned if you are not to my taste. I am ready to love you one day to the point of adoration--to the point of madness! But not to the point of marriage. I like amours without consequences-- you understand me, I'm sure? THE WIDOW a la MODE--Donneau de Vise--translated by F. J. Morlock DAME JEANNE: Eh, my God! I've seen other widows besides you, who are thinking of their fortune while weeping about their spouse. I propose advice to you that you ought to take. A hundred devils! Your tears won't help you to live. The Two McNaughtens--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank Morlock Spruce Oh, sir, customs inspectors are terrible men. All the savages in the world are less barbarous. They can only talk in monosyllables. "yes, no, what, sir? I have no time. But, sir-- Would you kindly open up--" They need maybe a hundred words in their vocabulary. They give me a headache. Finally, when you need them for something, they're more proud and stuck up than an archbishop. The Double Widowing--by Riviere Dufresny, translated by Frank J. Morlock Mrs. MacPherson My husband never tells me his secrets. He's right, for I am too much of a gossip. I like it better when he tells me nothing, because he's so pompous when he tells me a secret. He has such long oaths, so long that I would as soon listen to a hundred sighs from another man. Before he will tell me one word! DOCTOR SCRATCH Note: A Comedy Based on Crispin Medecin of Hautroche--English Version by Frank J. Morlock THE TRIPLE MARRIAGE BY DESTOUCHES Walter Heaven is my witness, I have tried to conquer my distaste and to respond in kind to such a soft and obliging proceeding; if it still depended on me to comply with your wishes in this--but you force me to tell you, before the whole world, that I am not free and my word is pledged forever. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE ELM--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Jeremy The devil! Their imagination works overtime. They only invent fashions to hide sins. Furbelows for those who don't have hips; those who have hips, hid them. The long neck and wrinkled throat have given place to the steinkerk and so forth. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE TREE Pierrot Far be it from me to be suspicious. But, when we've got this wonderful Tree that will prove a woman's chastity--I simply don't wish to get married without it. I want Jaqueline to sit in the Tree, and I am going to find Harlequin to prepare the Ceremony. SCENE ADDED FOR THE ANNIVERSARY OF MOLIERE This was a scene added to a play called Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle by Scribe, Moreau, and Melesville. 1820. It is published separately as Scene ajoutee au Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle and was the work of Moreau. PRISONERS OF WAR--JEAN-JACQUES ROUSSEAU GOTERNITZ: Truly, Mr. Macher, your speech causes me pity and your rage makes me laugh. What response should this gentleman give to an exhortation as ridiculous as yours? The proof of the purity of his intention is in the very language he uses to you; if he wanted to deceive you he would probably take you for his confidant. THE FOLLIES OF LOVE--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGARD Jenny Yes, you. I believe that these rude manners come from some spirit who is in need of prayers. And to better understand whether this angry thing was soul or body, that made this Sabbath, one evening, I took a cord with two ends firmly attached upstairs. It had the effect I hoped. So soon as all were retired to sleep, I waited in person without noise or light, on guard in a corner. I wasn't long waiting. So pitty-pat down the spirit came, noisily tumbling over the cord. He measured the stairs with his nose. THE SERVANT PROBLEM Note: Translated and Adapted from Crispin, Rival of His Master By Alain-Rene Le Sage PANDORA, By VOLTAIRE PANDORA: (noticing Prometheus in the midst of the nymphs)/ What object attracts my eyes!/ Of all that I see in these pleasant parts/ It's you, it's you, no question, to whom I owe life. / My soul is filled with the fire from your glances;/ You seem still to vivify me. SAMSON, An opera by Voltaire SAMSON: What a sight of horror!/ What, these proud children of error/ Have brought these monsters they adore amongst you?/ God of battles, look in your furor,/ The unworthy rivals that our tyrants implore./ Support my zeal, inspire me/ Avenge your cause, avenge yourself./ WAYWARD WENCHES BY JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Columbine Much worse. Believe me, from one woman to another, as a faithless one, I much prefer Octavio to any other. Goodbye, miss. I promise you that I will not spring any trap on the heart of your lover--and because of my care for you, you will have no reason to cry thief. THE SCHOOL FOR LOVERS, By ALAIN-RENE LE SAGE FRISTON: These lovers are always together,/ With spirits devoted to me/ That around them my order musters,/ Making them observe this law./ The Lucky Man--Michel Baron--translated by Frank J. Morlock Bendish: Frankly sir, if you hadn't been seconded our ship would have come aground. Truly, the trouble that you had in this adventure--I'm not sorry it happened for I don't doubt that after such a hot alarm you'll take care not to make another such mistake. The Unforeseen Wager Note: A play in one act based on a play by Sedaine Translated and adapted by Frank J. Morlock THE VILLAGE COQUETTE OR THE SUPPOSED LOTTERY Lucas Suddenly, yes, to find myself there, as in a miracle. I've got the character for it--no matter how hazardous. I gamble, win some, lose some, it's only that it doesn't make one happy. I've played double or nothing out of boredom. I have forty tickets for this lottery. MADAME MOLIERE--Andre Cremieux CLITANDRE: Ah, what does fortune, position and the rest matter to me? If it pleases you, Madame, to live far from the court, on a farm, in the breast of some chicken-coop, you dressed as a shepherdess in very humble homespun and I as a good Meneleaus, recalling the original, your shepherd plucking fragile roses to cradle you with songs like those of birds. Chekov
By Rivals and Disciples of Moliere The Forfeiture--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock GERONTE: Better to give you no hope when I have none. You hoped to get 40,000 ecus restitution from your aunts. I tell you again, these two extravagants intend to keep that forfeiture, saying you cannot get it from us unless one of us marries. They're both over fifty. It's a joke to believe that will happen. I need money. My wealth is perishing. Expenses are ruining me. So, as a wise man, I ought to go back to the country and contract a marriage that will get me out of this financial trouble. The Spirit of Contradiction--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock Lucas: Everything I've planted is torn up. She's replanted all the weeds I tore out when I was grafting. She said they're wildflowers. Then when I planted the cabbages she said she now wants lettuces. Nothing is done by her order that doesn't reverse something I've done. Yesterday she half buried my prunes under melons. I believe, God pardon me! that it would be better for me to plant watermelons in the grape arbor. The Unforseen Return--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank J. Morlock Squire: Whenever you please we will take the same momentous step--hearts united. I am made for the ladies, and, in all modesty, the ladies are made for me. May I be damned if you are not to my taste. I am ready to love you one day to the point of adoration--to the point of madness! But not to the point of marriage. I like amours without consequences-- you understand me, I'm sure? THE WIDOW a la MODE--Donneau de Vise--translated by F. J. Morlock DAME JEANNE: Eh, my God! I've seen other widows besides you, who are thinking of their fortune while weeping about their spouse. I propose advice to you that you ought to take. A hundred devils! Your tears won't help you to live. The Two McNaughtens--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank Morlock Spruce Oh, sir, customs inspectors are terrible men. All the savages in the world are less barbarous. They can only talk in monosyllables. "yes, no, what, sir? I have no time. But, sir-- Would you kindly open up--" They need maybe a hundred words in their vocabulary. They give me a headache. Finally, when you need them for something, they're more proud and stuck up than an archbishop. The Double Widowing--by Riviere Dufresny, translated by Frank J. Morlock Mrs. MacPherson My husband never tells me his secrets. He's right, for I am too much of a gossip. I like it better when he tells me nothing, because he's so pompous when he tells me a secret. He has such long oaths, so long that I would as soon listen to a hundred sighs from another man. Before he will tell me one word! DOCTOR SCRATCH Note: A Comedy Based on Crispin Medecin of Hautroche--English Version by Frank J. Morlock THE TRIPLE MARRIAGE BY DESTOUCHES Walter Heaven is my witness, I have tried to conquer my distaste and to respond in kind to such a soft and obliging proceeding; if it still depended on me to comply with your wishes in this--but you force me to tell you, before the whole world, that I am not free and my word is pledged forever. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE ELM--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Jeremy The devil! Their imagination works overtime. They only invent fashions to hide sins. Furbelows for those who don't have hips; those who have hips, hid them. The long neck and wrinkled throat have given place to the steinkerk and so forth. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE TREE Pierrot Far be it from me to be suspicious. But, when we've got this wonderful Tree that will prove a woman's chastity--I simply don't wish to get married without it. I want Jaqueline to sit in the Tree, and I am going to find Harlequin to prepare the Ceremony. SCENE ADDED FOR THE ANNIVERSARY OF MOLIERE This was a scene added to a play called Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle by Scribe, Moreau, and Melesville. 1820. It is published separately as Scene ajoutee au Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle and was the work of Moreau. PRISONERS OF WAR--JEAN-JACQUES ROUSSEAU GOTERNITZ: Truly, Mr. Macher, your speech causes me pity and your rage makes me laugh. What response should this gentleman give to an exhortation as ridiculous as yours? The proof of the purity of his intention is in the very language he uses to you; if he wanted to deceive you he would probably take you for his confidant. THE FOLLIES OF LOVE--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGARD Jenny Yes, you. I believe that these rude manners come from some spirit who is in need of prayers. And to better understand whether this angry thing was soul or body, that made this Sabbath, one evening, I took a cord with two ends firmly attached upstairs. It had the effect I hoped. So soon as all were retired to sleep, I waited in person without noise or light, on guard in a corner. I wasn't long waiting. So pitty-pat down the spirit came, noisily tumbling over the cord. He measured the stairs with his nose. THE SERVANT PROBLEM Note: Translated and Adapted from Crispin, Rival of His Master By Alain-Rene Le Sage PANDORA, By VOLTAIRE PANDORA: (noticing Prometheus in the midst of the nymphs)/ What object attracts my eyes!/ Of all that I see in these pleasant parts/ It's you, it's you, no question, to whom I owe life. / My soul is filled with the fire from your glances;/ You seem still to vivify me. SAMSON, An opera by Voltaire SAMSON: What a sight of horror!/ What, these proud children of error/ Have brought these monsters they adore amongst you?/ God of battles, look in your furor,/ The unworthy rivals that our tyrants implore./ Support my zeal, inspire me/ Avenge your cause, avenge yourself./ WAYWARD WENCHES BY JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Columbine Much worse. Believe me, from one woman to another, as a faithless one, I much prefer Octavio to any other. Goodbye, miss. I promise you that I will not spring any trap on the heart of your lover--and because of my care for you, you will have no reason to cry thief. THE SCHOOL FOR LOVERS, By ALAIN-RENE LE SAGE FRISTON: These lovers are always together,/ With spirits devoted to me/ That around them my order musters,/ Making them observe this law./ The Lucky Man--Michel Baron--translated by Frank J. Morlock Bendish: Frankly sir, if you hadn't been seconded our ship would have come aground. Truly, the trouble that you had in this adventure--I'm not sorry it happened for I don't doubt that after such a hot alarm you'll take care not to make another such mistake. The Unforeseen Wager Note: A play in one act based on a play by Sedaine Translated and adapted by Frank J. Morlock THE VILLAGE COQUETTE OR THE SUPPOSED LOTTERY Lucas Suddenly, yes, to find myself there, as in a miracle. I've got the character for it--no matter how hazardous. I gamble, win some, lose some, it's only that it doesn't make one happy. I've played double or nothing out of boredom. I have forty tickets for this lottery. MADAME MOLIERE--Andre Cremieux CLITANDRE: Ah, what does fortune, position and the rest matter to me? If it pleases you, Madame, to live far from the court, on a farm, in the breast of some chicken-coop, you dressed as a shepherdess in very humble homespun and I as a good Meneleaus, recalling the original, your shepherd plucking fragile roses to cradle you with songs like those of birds. ChekovThe Cherry Orchard — By Rivals and Disciples of Moliere The Forfeiture--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock GERONTE: Better to give you no hope when I have none. You hoped to get 40,000 ecus restitution from your aunts. I tell you again, these two extravagants intend to keep that forfeiture, saying you cannot get it from us unless one of us marries. They're both over fifty. It's a joke to believe that will happen. I need money. My wealth is perishing. Expenses are ruining me. So, as a wise man, I ought to go back to the country and contract a marriage that will get me out of this financial trouble. The Spirit of Contradiction--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock Lucas: Everything I've planted is torn up. She's replanted all the weeds I tore out when I was grafting. She said they're wildflowers. Then when I planted the cabbages she said she now wants lettuces. Nothing is done by her order that doesn't reverse something I've done. Yesterday she half buried my prunes under melons. I believe, God pardon me! that it would be better for me to plant watermelons in the grape arbor. The Unforseen Return--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank J. Morlock Squire: Whenever you please we will take the same momentous step--hearts united. I am made for the ladies, and, in all modesty, the ladies are made for me. May I be damned if you are not to my taste. I am ready to love you one day to the point of adoration--to the point of madness! But not to the point of marriage. I like amours without consequences-- you understand me, I'm sure? THE WIDOW a la MODE--Donneau de Vise--translated by F. J. Morlock DAME JEANNE: Eh, my God! I've seen other widows besides you, who are thinking of their fortune while weeping about their spouse. I propose advice to you that you ought to take. A hundred devils! Your tears won't help you to live. The Two McNaughtens--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank Morlock Spruce Oh, sir, customs inspectors are terrible men. All the savages in the world are less barbarous. They can only talk in monosyllables. "yes, no, what, sir? I have no time. But, sir-- Would you kindly open up--" They need maybe a hundred words in their vocabulary. They give me a headache. Finally, when you need them for something, they're more proud and stuck up than an archbishop. The Double Widowing--by Riviere Dufresny, translated by Frank J. Morlock Mrs. MacPherson My husband never tells me his secrets. He's right, for I am too much of a gossip. I like it better when he tells me nothing, because he's so pompous when he tells me a secret. He has such long oaths, so long that I would as soon listen to a hundred sighs from another man. Before he will tell me one word! DOCTOR SCRATCH Note: A Comedy Based on Crispin Medecin of Hautroche--English Version by Frank J. Morlock THE TRIPLE MARRIAGE BY DESTOUCHES Walter Heaven is my witness, I have tried to conquer my distaste and to respond in kind to such a soft and obliging proceeding; if it still depended on me to comply with your wishes in this--but you force me to tell you, before the whole world, that I am not free and my word is pledged forever. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE ELM--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Jeremy The devil! Their imagination works overtime. They only invent fashions to hide sins. Furbelows for those who don't have hips; those who have hips, hid them. The long neck and wrinkled throat have given place to the steinkerk and so forth. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE TREE Pierrot Far be it from me to be suspicious. But, when we've got this wonderful Tree that will prove a woman's chastity--I simply don't wish to get married without it. I want Jaqueline to sit in the Tree, and I am going to find Harlequin to prepare the Ceremony. SCENE ADDED FOR THE ANNIVERSARY OF MOLIERE This was a scene added to a play called Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle by Scribe, Moreau, and Melesville. 1820. It is published separately as Scene ajoutee au Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle and was the work of Moreau. PRISONERS OF WAR--JEAN-JACQUES ROUSSEAU GOTERNITZ: Truly, Mr. Macher, your speech causes me pity and your rage makes me laugh. What response should this gentleman give to an exhortation as ridiculous as yours? The proof of the purity of his intention is in the very language he uses to you; if he wanted to deceive you he would probably take you for his confidant. THE FOLLIES OF LOVE--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGARD Jenny Yes, you. I believe that these rude manners come from some spirit who is in need of prayers. And to better understand whether this angry thing was soul or body, that made this Sabbath, one evening, I took a cord with two ends firmly attached upstairs. It had the effect I hoped. So soon as all were retired to sleep, I waited in person without noise or light, on guard in a corner. I wasn't long waiting. So pitty-pat down the spirit came, noisily tumbling over the cord. He measured the stairs with his nose. THE SERVANT PROBLEM Note: Translated and Adapted from Crispin, Rival of His Master By Alain-Rene Le Sage PANDORA, By VOLTAIRE PANDORA: (noticing Prometheus in the midst of the nymphs)/ What object attracts my eyes!/ Of all that I see in these pleasant parts/ It's you, it's you, no question, to whom I owe life. / My soul is filled with the fire from your glances;/ You seem still to vivify me. SAMSON, An opera by Voltaire SAMSON: What a sight of horror!/ What, these proud children of error/ Have brought these monsters they adore amongst you?/ God of battles, look in your furor,/ The unworthy rivals that our tyrants implore./ Support my zeal, inspire me/ Avenge your cause, avenge yourself./ WAYWARD WENCHES BY JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Columbine Much worse. Believe me, from one woman to another, as a faithless one, I much prefer Octavio to any other. Goodbye, miss. I promise you that I will not spring any trap on the heart of your lover--and because of my care for you, you will have no reason to cry thief. THE SCHOOL FOR LOVERS, By ALAIN-RENE LE SAGE FRISTON: These lovers are always together,/ With spirits devoted to me/ That around them my order musters,/ Making them observe this law./ The Lucky Man--Michel Baron--translated by Frank J. Morlock Bendish: Frankly sir, if you hadn't been seconded our ship would have come aground. Truly, the trouble that you had in this adventure--I'm not sorry it happened for I don't doubt that after such a hot alarm you'll take care not to make another such mistake. The Unforeseen Wager Note: A play in one act based on a play by Sedaine Translated and adapted by Frank J. Morlock THE VILLAGE COQUETTE OR THE SUPPOSED LOTTERY Lucas Suddenly, yes, to find myself there, as in a miracle. I've got the character for it--no matter how hazardous. I gamble, win some, lose some, it's only that it doesn't make one happy. I've played double or nothing out of boredom. I have forty tickets for this lottery. MADAME MOLIERE--Andre Cremieux CLITANDRE: Ah, what does fortune, position and the rest matter to me? If it pleases you, Madame, to live far from the court, on a farm, in the breast of some chicken-coop, you dressed as a shepherdess in very humble homespun and I as a good Meneleaus, recalling the original, your shepherd plucking fragile roses to cradle you with songs like those of birds. Chekov
By Rivals and Disciples of Moliere The Forfeiture--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock GERONTE: Better to give you no hope when I have none. You hoped to get 40,000 ecus restitution from your aunts. I tell you again, these two extravagants intend to keep that forfeiture, saying you cannot get it from us unless one of us marries. They're both over fifty. It's a joke to believe that will happen. I need money. My wealth is perishing. Expenses are ruining me. So, as a wise man, I ought to go back to the country and contract a marriage that will get me out of this financial trouble. The Spirit of Contradiction--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock Lucas: Everything I've planted is torn up. She's replanted all the weeds I tore out when I was grafting. She said they're wildflowers. Then when I planted the cabbages she said she now wants lettuces. Nothing is done by her order that doesn't reverse something I've done. Yesterday she half buried my prunes under melons. I believe, God pardon me! that it would be better for me to plant watermelons in the grape arbor. The Unforseen Return--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank J. Morlock Squire: Whenever you please we will take the same momentous step--hearts united. I am made for the ladies, and, in all modesty, the ladies are made for me. May I be damned if you are not to my taste. I am ready to love you one day to the point of adoration--to the point of madness! But not to the point of marriage. I like amours without consequences-- you understand me, I'm sure? THE WIDOW a la MODE--Donneau de Vise--translated by F. J. Morlock DAME JEANNE: Eh, my God! I've seen other widows besides you, who are thinking of their fortune while weeping about their spouse. I propose advice to you that you ought to take. A hundred devils! Your tears won't help you to live. The Two McNaughtens--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank Morlock Spruce Oh, sir, customs inspectors are terrible men. All the savages in the world are less barbarous. They can only talk in monosyllables. "yes, no, what, sir? I have no time. But, sir-- Would you kindly open up--" They need maybe a hundred words in their vocabulary. They give me a headache. Finally, when you need them for something, they're more proud and stuck up than an archbishop. The Double Widowing--by Riviere Dufresny, translated by Frank J. Morlock Mrs. MacPherson My husband never tells me his secrets. He's right, for I am too much of a gossip. I like it better when he tells me nothing, because he's so pompous when he tells me a secret. He has such long oaths, so long that I would as soon listen to a hundred sighs from another man. Before he will tell me one word! DOCTOR SCRATCH Note: A Comedy Based on Crispin Medecin of Hautroche--English Version by Frank J. Morlock THE TRIPLE MARRIAGE BY DESTOUCHES Walter Heaven is my witness, I have tried to conquer my distaste and to respond in kind to such a soft and obliging proceeding; if it still depended on me to comply with your wishes in this--but you force me to tell you, before the whole world, that I am not free and my word is pledged forever. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE ELM--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Jeremy The devil! Their imagination works overtime. They only invent fashions to hide sins. Furbelows for those who don't have hips; those who have hips, hid them. The long neck and wrinkled throat have given place to the steinkerk and so forth. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE TREE Pierrot Far be it from me to be suspicious. But, when we've got this wonderful Tree that will prove a woman's chastity--I simply don't wish to get married without it. I want Jaqueline to sit in the Tree, and I am going to find Harlequin to prepare the Ceremony. SCENE ADDED FOR THE ANNIVERSARY OF MOLIERE This was a scene added to a play called Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle by Scribe, Moreau, and Melesville. 1820. It is published separately as Scene ajoutee au Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle and was the work of Moreau. PRISONERS OF WAR--JEAN-JACQUES ROUSSEAU GOTERNITZ: Truly, Mr. Macher, your speech causes me pity and your rage makes me laugh. What response should this gentleman give to an exhortation as ridiculous as yours? The proof of the purity of his intention is in the very language he uses to you; if he wanted to deceive you he would probably take you for his confidant. THE FOLLIES OF LOVE--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGARD Jenny Yes, you. I believe that these rude manners come from some spirit who is in need of prayers. And to better understand whether this angry thing was soul or body, that made this Sabbath, one evening, I took a cord with two ends firmly attached upstairs. It had the effect I hoped. So soon as all were retired to sleep, I waited in person without noise or light, on guard in a corner. I wasn't long waiting. So pitty-pat down the spirit came, noisily tumbling over the cord. He measured the stairs with his nose. THE SERVANT PROBLEM Note: Translated and Adapted from Crispin, Rival of His Master By Alain-Rene Le Sage PANDORA, By VOLTAIRE PANDORA: (noticing Prometheus in the midst of the nymphs)/ What object attracts my eyes!/ Of all that I see in these pleasant parts/ It's you, it's you, no question, to whom I owe life. / My soul is filled with the fire from your glances;/ You seem still to vivify me. SAMSON, An opera by Voltaire SAMSON: What a sight of horror!/ What, these proud children of error/ Have brought these monsters they adore amongst you?/ God of battles, look in your furor,/ The unworthy rivals that our tyrants implore./ Support my zeal, inspire me/ Avenge your cause, avenge yourself./ WAYWARD WENCHES BY JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Columbine Much worse. Believe me, from one woman to another, as a faithless one, I much prefer Octavio to any other. Goodbye, miss. I promise you that I will not spring any trap on the heart of your lover--and because of my care for you, you will have no reason to cry thief. THE SCHOOL FOR LOVERS, By ALAIN-RENE LE SAGE FRISTON: These lovers are always together,/ With spirits devoted to me/ That around them my order musters,/ Making them observe this law./ The Lucky Man--Michel Baron--translated by Frank J. Morlock Bendish: Frankly sir, if you hadn't been seconded our ship would have come aground. Truly, the trouble that you had in this adventure--I'm not sorry it happened for I don't doubt that after such a hot alarm you'll take care not to make another such mistake. The Unforeseen Wager Note: A play in one act based on a play by Sedaine Translated and adapted by Frank J. Morlock THE VILLAGE COQUETTE OR THE SUPPOSED LOTTERY Lucas Suddenly, yes, to find myself there, as in a miracle. I've got the character for it--no matter how hazardous. I gamble, win some, lose some, it's only that it doesn't make one happy. I've played double or nothing out of boredom. I have forty tickets for this lottery. MADAME MOLIERE--Andre Cremieux CLITANDRE: Ah, what does fortune, position and the rest matter to me? If it pleases you, Madame, to live far from the court, on a farm, in the breast of some chicken-coop, you dressed as a shepherdess in very humble homespun and I as a good Meneleaus, recalling the original, your shepherd plucking fragile roses to cradle you with songs like those of birds. ChekovThe Three Sisters — By Rivals and Disciples of Moliere The Forfeiture--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock GERONTE: Better to give you no hope when I have none. You hoped to get 40,000 ecus restitution from your aunts. I tell you again, these two extravagants intend to keep that forfeiture, saying you cannot get it from us unless one of us marries. They're both over fifty. It's a joke to believe that will happen. I need money. My wealth is perishing. Expenses are ruining me. So, as a wise man, I ought to go back to the country and contract a marriage that will get me out of this financial trouble. The Spirit of Contradiction--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock Lucas: Everything I've planted is torn up. She's replanted all the weeds I tore out when I was grafting. She said they're wildflowers. Then when I planted the cabbages she said she now wants lettuces. Nothing is done by her order that doesn't reverse something I've done. Yesterday she half buried my prunes under melons. I believe, God pardon me! that it would be better for me to plant watermelons in the grape arbor. The Unforseen Return--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank J. Morlock Squire: Whenever you please we will take the same momentous step--hearts united. I am made for the ladies, and, in all modesty, the ladies are made for me. May I be damned if you are not to my taste. I am ready to love you one day to the point of adoration--to the point of madness! But not to the point of marriage. I like amours without consequences-- you understand me, I'm sure? THE WIDOW a la MODE--Donneau de Vise--translated by F. J. Morlock DAME JEANNE: Eh, my God! I've seen other widows besides you, who are thinking of their fortune while weeping about their spouse. I propose advice to you that you ought to take. A hundred devils! Your tears won't help you to live. The Two McNaughtens--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank Morlock Spruce Oh, sir, customs inspectors are terrible men. All the savages in the world are less barbarous. They can only talk in monosyllables. "yes, no, what, sir? I have no time. But, sir-- Would you kindly open up--" They need maybe a hundred words in their vocabulary. They give me a headache. Finally, when you need them for something, they're more proud and stuck up than an archbishop. The Double Widowing--by Riviere Dufresny, translated by Frank J. Morlock Mrs. MacPherson My husband never tells me his secrets. He's right, for I am too much of a gossip. I like it better when he tells me nothing, because he's so pompous when he tells me a secret. He has such long oaths, so long that I would as soon listen to a hundred sighs from another man. Before he will tell me one word! DOCTOR SCRATCH Note: A Comedy Based on Crispin Medecin of Hautroche--English Version by Frank J. Morlock THE TRIPLE MARRIAGE BY DESTOUCHES Walter Heaven is my witness, I have tried to conquer my distaste and to respond in kind to such a soft and obliging proceeding; if it still depended on me to comply with your wishes in this--but you force me to tell you, before the whole world, that I am not free and my word is pledged forever. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE ELM--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Jeremy The devil! Their imagination works overtime. They only invent fashions to hide sins. Furbelows for those who don't have hips; those who have hips, hid them. The long neck and wrinkled throat have given place to the steinkerk and so forth. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE TREE Pierrot Far be it from me to be suspicious. But, when we've got this wonderful Tree that will prove a woman's chastity--I simply don't wish to get married without it. I want Jaqueline to sit in the Tree, and I am going to find Harlequin to prepare the Ceremony. SCENE ADDED FOR THE ANNIVERSARY OF MOLIERE This was a scene added to a play called Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle by Scribe, Moreau, and Melesville. 1820. It is published separately as Scene ajoutee au Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle and was the work of Moreau. PRISONERS OF WAR--JEAN-JACQUES ROUSSEAU GOTERNITZ: Truly, Mr. Macher, your speech causes me pity and your rage makes me laugh. What response should this gentleman give to an exhortation as ridiculous as yours? The proof of the purity of his intention is in the very language he uses to you; if he wanted to deceive you he would probably take you for his confidant. THE FOLLIES OF LOVE--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGARD Jenny Yes, you. I believe that these rude manners come from some spirit who is in need of prayers. And to better understand whether this angry thing was soul or body, that made this Sabbath, one evening, I took a cord with two ends firmly attached upstairs. It had the effect I hoped. So soon as all were retired to sleep, I waited in person without noise or light, on guard in a corner. I wasn't long waiting. So pitty-pat down the spirit came, noisily tumbling over the cord. He measured the stairs with his nose. THE SERVANT PROBLEM Note: Translated and Adapted from Crispin, Rival of His Master By Alain-Rene Le Sage PANDORA, By VOLTAIRE PANDORA: (noticing Prometheus in the midst of the nymphs)/ What object attracts my eyes!/ Of all that I see in these pleasant parts/ It's you, it's you, no question, to whom I owe life. / My soul is filled with the fire from your glances;/ You seem still to vivify me. SAMSON, An opera by Voltaire SAMSON: What a sight of horror!/ What, these proud children of error/ Have brought these monsters they adore amongst you?/ God of battles, look in your furor,/ The unworthy rivals that our tyrants implore./ Support my zeal, inspire me/ Avenge your cause, avenge yourself./ WAYWARD WENCHES BY JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Columbine Much worse. Believe me, from one woman to another, as a faithless one, I much prefer Octavio to any other. Goodbye, miss. I promise you that I will not spring any trap on the heart of your lover--and because of my care for you, you will have no reason to cry thief. THE SCHOOL FOR LOVERS, By ALAIN-RENE LE SAGE FRISTON: These lovers are always together,/ With spirits devoted to me/ That around them my order musters,/ Making them observe this law./ The Lucky Man--Michel Baron--translated by Frank J. Morlock Bendish: Frankly sir, if you hadn't been seconded our ship would have come aground. Truly, the trouble that you had in this adventure--I'm not sorry it happened for I don't doubt that after such a hot alarm you'll take care not to make another such mistake. The Unforeseen Wager Note: A play in one act based on a play by Sedaine Translated and adapted by Frank J. Morlock THE VILLAGE COQUETTE OR THE SUPPOSED LOTTERY Lucas Suddenly, yes, to find myself there, as in a miracle. I've got the character for it--no matter how hazardous. I gamble, win some, lose some, it's only that it doesn't make one happy. I've played double or nothing out of boredom. I have forty tickets for this lottery. MADAME MOLIERE--Andre Cremieux CLITANDRE: Ah, what does fortune, position and the rest matter to me? If it pleases you, Madame, to live far from the court, on a farm, in the breast of some chicken-coop, you dressed as a shepherdess in very humble homespun and I as a good Meneleaus, recalling the original, your shepherd plucking fragile roses to cradle you with songs like those of birds. Chekov
By Rivals and Disciples of Moliere The Forfeiture--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock GERONTE: Better to give you no hope when I have none. You hoped to get 40,000 ecus restitution from your aunts. I tell you again, these two extravagants intend to keep that forfeiture, saying you cannot get it from us unless one of us marries. They're both over fifty. It's a joke to believe that will happen. I need money. My wealth is perishing. Expenses are ruining me. So, as a wise man, I ought to go back to the country and contract a marriage that will get me out of this financial trouble. The Spirit of Contradiction--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock Lucas: Everything I've planted is torn up. She's replanted all the weeds I tore out when I was grafting. She said they're wildflowers. Then when I planted the cabbages she said she now wants lettuces. Nothing is done by her order that doesn't reverse something I've done. Yesterday she half buried my prunes under melons. I believe, God pardon me! that it would be better for me to plant watermelons in the grape arbor. The Unforseen Return--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank J. Morlock Squire: Whenever you please we will take the same momentous step--hearts united. I am made for the ladies, and, in all modesty, the ladies are made for me. May I be damned if you are not to my taste. I am ready to love you one day to the point of adoration--to the point of madness! But not to the point of marriage. I like amours without consequences-- you understand me, I'm sure? THE WIDOW a la MODE--Donneau de Vise--translated by F. J. Morlock DAME JEANNE: Eh, my God! I've seen other widows besides you, who are thinking of their fortune while weeping about their spouse. I propose advice to you that you ought to take. A hundred devils! Your tears won't help you to live. The Two McNaughtens--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank Morlock Spruce Oh, sir, customs inspectors are terrible men. All the savages in the world are less barbarous. They can only talk in monosyllables. "yes, no, what, sir? I have no time. But, sir-- Would you kindly open up--" They need maybe a hundred words in their vocabulary. They give me a headache. Finally, when you need them for something, they're more proud and stuck up than an archbishop. The Double Widowing--by Riviere Dufresny, translated by Frank J. Morlock Mrs. MacPherson My husband never tells me his secrets. He's right, for I am too much of a gossip. I like it better when he tells me nothing, because he's so pompous when he tells me a secret. He has such long oaths, so long that I would as soon listen to a hundred sighs from another man. Before he will tell me one word! DOCTOR SCRATCH Note: A Comedy Based on Crispin Medecin of Hautroche--English Version by Frank J. Morlock THE TRIPLE MARRIAGE BY DESTOUCHES Walter Heaven is my witness, I have tried to conquer my distaste and to respond in kind to such a soft and obliging proceeding; if it still depended on me to comply with your wishes in this--but you force me to tell you, before the whole world, that I am not free and my word is pledged forever. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE ELM--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Jeremy The devil! Their imagination works overtime. They only invent fashions to hide sins. Furbelows for those who don't have hips; those who have hips, hid them. The long neck and wrinkled throat have given place to the steinkerk and so forth. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE TREE Pierrot Far be it from me to be suspicious. But, when we've got this wonderful Tree that will prove a woman's chastity--I simply don't wish to get married without it. I want Jaqueline to sit in the Tree, and I am going to find Harlequin to prepare the Ceremony. SCENE ADDED FOR THE ANNIVERSARY OF MOLIERE This was a scene added to a play called Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle by Scribe, Moreau, and Melesville. 1820. It is published separately as Scene ajoutee au Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle and was the work of Moreau. PRISONERS OF WAR--JEAN-JACQUES ROUSSEAU GOTERNITZ: Truly, Mr. Macher, your speech causes me pity and your rage makes me laugh. What response should this gentleman give to an exhortation as ridiculous as yours? The proof of the purity of his intention is in the very language he uses to you; if he wanted to deceive you he would probably take you for his confidant. THE FOLLIES OF LOVE--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGARD Jenny Yes, you. I believe that these rude manners come from some spirit who is in need of prayers. And to better understand whether this angry thing was soul or body, that made this Sabbath, one evening, I took a cord with two ends firmly attached upstairs. It had the effect I hoped. So soon as all were retired to sleep, I waited in person without noise or light, on guard in a corner. I wasn't long waiting. So pitty-pat down the spirit came, noisily tumbling over the cord. He measured the stairs with his nose. THE SERVANT PROBLEM Note: Translated and Adapted from Crispin, Rival of His Master By Alain-Rene Le Sage PANDORA, By VOLTAIRE PANDORA: (noticing Prometheus in the midst of the nymphs)/ What object attracts my eyes!/ Of all that I see in these pleasant parts/ It's you, it's you, no question, to whom I owe life. / My soul is filled with the fire from your glances;/ You seem still to vivify me. SAMSON, An opera by Voltaire SAMSON: What a sight of horror!/ What, these proud children of error/ Have brought these monsters they adore amongst you?/ God of battles, look in your furor,/ The unworthy rivals that our tyrants implore./ Support my zeal, inspire me/ Avenge your cause, avenge yourself./ WAYWARD WENCHES BY JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Columbine Much worse. Believe me, from one woman to another, as a faithless one, I much prefer Octavio to any other. Goodbye, miss. I promise you that I will not spring any trap on the heart of your lover--and because of my care for you, you will have no reason to cry thief. THE SCHOOL FOR LOVERS, By ALAIN-RENE LE SAGE FRISTON: These lovers are always together,/ With spirits devoted to me/ That around them my order musters,/ Making them observe this law./ The Lucky Man--Michel Baron--translated by Frank J. Morlock Bendish: Frankly sir, if you hadn't been seconded our ship would have come aground. Truly, the trouble that you had in this adventure--I'm not sorry it happened for I don't doubt that after such a hot alarm you'll take care not to make another such mistake. The Unforeseen Wager Note: A play in one act based on a play by Sedaine Translated and adapted by Frank J. Morlock THE VILLAGE COQUETTE OR THE SUPPOSED LOTTERY Lucas Suddenly, yes, to find myself there, as in a miracle. I've got the character for it--no matter how hazardous. I gamble, win some, lose some, it's only that it doesn't make one happy. I've played double or nothing out of boredom. I have forty tickets for this lottery. MADAME MOLIERE--Andre Cremieux CLITANDRE: Ah, what does fortune, position and the rest matter to me? If it pleases you, Madame, to live far from the court, on a farm, in the breast of some chicken-coop, you dressed as a shepherdess in very humble homespun and I as a good Meneleaus, recalling the original, your shepherd plucking fragile roses to cradle you with songs like those of birds. ChekovUncle Vanya — By Rivals and Disciples of Moliere The Forfeiture--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock GERONTE: Better to give you no hope when I have none. You hoped to get 40,000 ecus restitution from your aunts. I tell you again, these two extravagants intend to keep that forfeiture, saying you cannot get it from us unless one of us marries. They're both over fifty. It's a joke to believe that will happen. I need money. My wealth is perishing. Expenses are ruining me. So, as a wise man, I ought to go back to the country and contract a marriage that will get me out of this financial trouble. The Spirit of Contradiction--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock Lucas: Everything I've planted is torn up. She's replanted all the weeds I tore out when I was grafting. She said they're wildflowers. Then when I planted the cabbages she said she now wants lettuces. Nothing is done by her order that doesn't reverse something I've done. Yesterday she half buried my prunes under melons. I believe, God pardon me! that it would be better for me to plant watermelons in the grape arbor. The Unforseen Return--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank J. Morlock Squire: Whenever you please we will take the same momentous step--hearts united. I am made for the ladies, and, in all modesty, the ladies are made for me. May I be damned if you are not to my taste. I am ready to love you one day to the point of adoration--to the point of madness! But not to the point of marriage. I like amours without consequences-- you understand me, I'm sure? THE WIDOW a la MODE--Donneau de Vise--translated by F. J. Morlock DAME JEANNE: Eh, my God! I've seen other widows besides you, who are thinking of their fortune while weeping about their spouse. I propose advice to you that you ought to take. A hundred devils! Your tears won't help you to live. The Two McNaughtens--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank Morlock Spruce Oh, sir, customs inspectors are terrible men. All the savages in the world are less barbarous. They can only talk in monosyllables. "yes, no, what, sir? I have no time. But, sir-- Would you kindly open up--" They need maybe a hundred words in their vocabulary. They give me a headache. Finally, when you need them for something, they're more proud and stuck up than an archbishop. The Double Widowing--by Riviere Dufresny, translated by Frank J. Morlock Mrs. MacPherson My husband never tells me his secrets. He's right, for I am too much of a gossip. I like it better when he tells me nothing, because he's so pompous when he tells me a secret. He has such long oaths, so long that I would as soon listen to a hundred sighs from another man. Before he will tell me one word! DOCTOR SCRATCH Note: A Comedy Based on Crispin Medecin of Hautroche--English Version by Frank J. Morlock THE TRIPLE MARRIAGE BY DESTOUCHES Walter Heaven is my witness, I have tried to conquer my distaste and to respond in kind to such a soft and obliging proceeding; if it still depended on me to comply with your wishes in this--but you force me to tell you, before the whole world, that I am not free and my word is pledged forever. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE ELM--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Jeremy The devil! Their imagination works overtime. They only invent fashions to hide sins. Furbelows for those who don't have hips; those who have hips, hid them. The long neck and wrinkled throat have given place to the steinkerk and so forth. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE TREE Pierrot Far be it from me to be suspicious. But, when we've got this wonderful Tree that will prove a woman's chastity--I simply don't wish to get married without it. I want Jaqueline to sit in the Tree, and I am going to find Harlequin to prepare the Ceremony. SCENE ADDED FOR THE ANNIVERSARY OF MOLIERE This was a scene added to a play called Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle by Scribe, Moreau, and Melesville. 1820. It is published separately as Scene ajoutee au Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle and was the work of Moreau. PRISONERS OF WAR--JEAN-JACQUES ROUSSEAU GOTERNITZ: Truly, Mr. Macher, your speech causes me pity and your rage makes me laugh. What response should this gentleman give to an exhortation as ridiculous as yours? The proof of the purity of his intention is in the very language he uses to you; if he wanted to deceive you he would probably take you for his confidant. THE FOLLIES OF LOVE--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGARD Jenny Yes, you. I believe that these rude manners come from some spirit who is in need of prayers. And to better understand whether this angry thing was soul or body, that made this Sabbath, one evening, I took a cord with two ends firmly attached upstairs. It had the effect I hoped. So soon as all were retired to sleep, I waited in person without noise or light, on guard in a corner. I wasn't long waiting. So pitty-pat down the spirit came, noisily tumbling over the cord. He measured the stairs with his nose. THE SERVANT PROBLEM Note: Translated and Adapted from Crispin, Rival of His Master By Alain-Rene Le Sage PANDORA, By VOLTAIRE PANDORA: (noticing Prometheus in the midst of the nymphs)/ What object attracts my eyes!/ Of all that I see in these pleasant parts/ It's you, it's you, no question, to whom I owe life. / My soul is filled with the fire from your glances;/ You seem still to vivify me. SAMSON, An opera by Voltaire SAMSON: What a sight of horror!/ What, these proud children of error/ Have brought these monsters they adore amongst you?/ God of battles, look in your furor,/ The unworthy rivals that our tyrants implore./ Support my zeal, inspire me/ Avenge your cause, avenge yourself./ WAYWARD WENCHES BY JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Columbine Much worse. Believe me, from one woman to another, as a faithless one, I much prefer Octavio to any other. Goodbye, miss. I promise you that I will not spring any trap on the heart of your lover--and because of my care for you, you will have no reason to cry thief. THE SCHOOL FOR LOVERS, By ALAIN-RENE LE SAGE FRISTON: These lovers are always together,/ With spirits devoted to me/ That around them my order musters,/ Making them observe this law./ The Lucky Man--Michel Baron--translated by Frank J. Morlock Bendish: Frankly sir, if you hadn't been seconded our ship would have come aground. Truly, the trouble that you had in this adventure--I'm not sorry it happened for I don't doubt that after such a hot alarm you'll take care not to make another such mistake. The Unforeseen Wager Note: A play in one act based on a play by Sedaine Translated and adapted by Frank J. Morlock THE VILLAGE COQUETTE OR THE SUPPOSED LOTTERY Lucas Suddenly, yes, to find myself there, as in a miracle. I've got the character for it--no matter how hazardous. I gamble, win some, lose some, it's only that it doesn't make one happy. I've played double or nothing out of boredom. I have forty tickets for this lottery. MADAME MOLIERE--Andre Cremieux CLITANDRE: Ah, what does fortune, position and the rest matter to me? If it pleases you, Madame, to live far from the court, on a farm, in the breast of some chicken-coop, you dressed as a shepherdess in very humble homespun and I as a good Meneleaus, recalling the original, your shepherd plucking fragile roses to cradle you with songs like those of birds. Chekov
By Rivals and Disciples of Moliere The Forfeiture--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock GERONTE: Better to give you no hope when I have none. You hoped to get 40,000 ecus restitution from your aunts. I tell you again, these two extravagants intend to keep that forfeiture, saying you cannot get it from us unless one of us marries. They're both over fifty. It's a joke to believe that will happen. I need money. My wealth is perishing. Expenses are ruining me. So, as a wise man, I ought to go back to the country and contract a marriage that will get me out of this financial trouble. The Spirit of Contradiction--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock Lucas: Everything I've planted is torn up. She's replanted all the weeds I tore out when I was grafting. She said they're wildflowers. Then when I planted the cabbages she said she now wants lettuces. Nothing is done by her order that doesn't reverse something I've done. Yesterday she half buried my prunes under melons. I believe, God pardon me! that it would be better for me to plant watermelons in the grape arbor. The Unforseen Return--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank J. Morlock Squire: Whenever you please we will take the same momentous step--hearts united. I am made for the ladies, and, in all modesty, the ladies are made for me. May I be damned if you are not to my taste. I am ready to love you one day to the point of adoration--to the point of madness! But not to the point of marriage. I like amours without consequences-- you understand me, I'm sure? THE WIDOW a la MODE--Donneau de Vise--translated by F. J. Morlock DAME JEANNE: Eh, my God! I've seen other widows besides you, who are thinking of their fortune while weeping about their spouse. I propose advice to you that you ought to take. A hundred devils! Your tears won't help you to live. The Two McNaughtens--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank Morlock Spruce Oh, sir, customs inspectors are terrible men. All the savages in the world are less barbarous. They can only talk in monosyllables. "yes, no, what, sir? I have no time. But, sir-- Would you kindly open up--" They need maybe a hundred words in their vocabulary. They give me a headache. Finally, when you need them for something, they're more proud and stuck up than an archbishop. The Double Widowing--by Riviere Dufresny, translated by Frank J. Morlock Mrs. MacPherson My husband never tells me his secrets. He's right, for I am too much of a gossip. I like it better when he tells me nothing, because he's so pompous when he tells me a secret. He has such long oaths, so long that I would as soon listen to a hundred sighs from another man. Before he will tell me one word! DOCTOR SCRATCH Note: A Comedy Based on Crispin Medecin of Hautroche--English Version by Frank J. Morlock THE TRIPLE MARRIAGE BY DESTOUCHES Walter Heaven is my witness, I have tried to conquer my distaste and to respond in kind to such a soft and obliging proceeding; if it still depended on me to comply with your wishes in this--but you force me to tell you, before the whole world, that I am not free and my word is pledged forever. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE ELM--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Jeremy The devil! Their imagination works overtime. They only invent fashions to hide sins. Furbelows for those who don't have hips; those who have hips, hid them. The long neck and wrinkled throat have given place to the steinkerk and so forth. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE TREE Pierrot Far be it from me to be suspicious. But, when we've got this wonderful Tree that will prove a woman's chastity--I simply don't wish to get married without it. I want Jaqueline to sit in the Tree, and I am going to find Harlequin to prepare the Ceremony. SCENE ADDED FOR THE ANNIVERSARY OF MOLIERE This was a scene added to a play called Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle by Scribe, Moreau, and Melesville. 1820. It is published separately as Scene ajoutee au Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle and was the work of Moreau. PRISONERS OF WAR--JEAN-JACQUES ROUSSEAU GOTERNITZ: Truly, Mr. Macher, your speech causes me pity and your rage makes me laugh. What response should this gentleman give to an exhortation as ridiculous as yours? The proof of the purity of his intention is in the very language he uses to you; if he wanted to deceive you he would probably take you for his confidant. THE FOLLIES OF LOVE--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGARD Jenny Yes, you. I believe that these rude manners come from some spirit who is in need of prayers. And to better understand whether this angry thing was soul or body, that made this Sabbath, one evening, I took a cord with two ends firmly attached upstairs. It had the effect I hoped. So soon as all were retired to sleep, I waited in person without noise or light, on guard in a corner. I wasn't long waiting. So pitty-pat down the spirit came, noisily tumbling over the cord. He measured the stairs with his nose. THE SERVANT PROBLEM Note: Translated and Adapted from Crispin, Rival of His Master By Alain-Rene Le Sage PANDORA, By VOLTAIRE PANDORA: (noticing Prometheus in the midst of the nymphs)/ What object attracts my eyes!/ Of all that I see in these pleasant parts/ It's you, it's you, no question, to whom I owe life. / My soul is filled with the fire from your glances;/ You seem still to vivify me. SAMSON, An opera by Voltaire SAMSON: What a sight of horror!/ What, these proud children of error/ Have brought these monsters they adore amongst you?/ God of battles, look in your furor,/ The unworthy rivals that our tyrants implore./ Support my zeal, inspire me/ Avenge your cause, avenge yourself./ WAYWARD WENCHES BY JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Columbine Much worse. Believe me, from one woman to another, as a faithless one, I much prefer Octavio to any other. Goodbye, miss. I promise you that I will not spring any trap on the heart of your lover--and because of my care for you, you will have no reason to cry thief. THE SCHOOL FOR LOVERS, By ALAIN-RENE LE SAGE FRISTON: These lovers are always together,/ With spirits devoted to me/ That around them my order musters,/ Making them observe this law./ The Lucky Man--Michel Baron--translated by Frank J. Morlock Bendish: Frankly sir, if you hadn't been seconded our ship would have come aground. Truly, the trouble that you had in this adventure--I'm not sorry it happened for I don't doubt that after such a hot alarm you'll take care not to make another such mistake. The Unforeseen Wager Note: A play in one act based on a play by Sedaine Translated and adapted by Frank J. Morlock THE VILLAGE COQUETTE OR THE SUPPOSED LOTTERY Lucas Suddenly, yes, to find myself there, as in a miracle. I've got the character for it--no matter how hazardous. I gamble, win some, lose some, it's only that it doesn't make one happy. I've played double or nothing out of boredom. I have forty tickets for this lottery. MADAME MOLIERE--Andre Cremieux CLITANDRE: Ah, what does fortune, position and the rest matter to me? If it pleases you, Madame, to live far from the court, on a farm, in the breast of some chicken-coop, you dressed as a shepherdess in very humble homespun and I as a good Meneleaus, recalling the original, your shepherd plucking fragile roses to cradle you with songs like those of birds. ChekovTHE ANNIVERSARY — By Rivals and Disciples of Moliere The Forfeiture--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock GERONTE: Better to give you no hope when I have none. You hoped to get 40,000 ecus restitution from your aunts. I tell you again, these two extravagants intend to keep that forfeiture, saying you cannot get it from us unless one of us marries. They're both over fifty. It's a joke to believe that will happen. I need money. My wealth is perishing. Expenses are ruining me. So, as a wise man, I ought to go back to the country and contract a marriage that will get me out of this financial trouble. The Spirit of Contradiction--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock Lucas: Everything I've planted is torn up. She's replanted all the weeds I tore out when I was grafting. She said they're wildflowers. Then when I planted the cabbages she said she now wants lettuces. Nothing is done by her order that doesn't reverse something I've done. Yesterday she half buried my prunes under melons. I believe, God pardon me! that it would be better for me to plant watermelons in the grape arbor. The Unforseen Return--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank J. Morlock Squire: Whenever you please we will take the same momentous step--hearts united. I am made for the ladies, and, in all modesty, the ladies are made for me. May I be damned if you are not to my taste. I am ready to love you one day to the point of adoration--to the point of madness! But not to the point of marriage. I like amours without consequences-- you understand me, I'm sure? THE WIDOW a la MODE--Donneau de Vise--translated by F. J. Morlock DAME JEANNE: Eh, my God! I've seen other widows besides you, who are thinking of their fortune while weeping about their spouse. I propose advice to you that you ought to take. A hundred devils! Your tears won't help you to live. The Two McNaughtens--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank Morlock Spruce Oh, sir, customs inspectors are terrible men. All the savages in the world are less barbarous. They can only talk in monosyllables. "yes, no, what, sir? I have no time. But, sir-- Would you kindly open up--" They need maybe a hundred words in their vocabulary. They give me a headache. Finally, when you need them for something, they're more proud and stuck up than an archbishop. The Double Widowing--by Riviere Dufresny, translated by Frank J. Morlock Mrs. MacPherson My husband never tells me his secrets. He's right, for I am too much of a gossip. I like it better when he tells me nothing, because he's so pompous when he tells me a secret. He has such long oaths, so long that I would as soon listen to a hundred sighs from another man. Before he will tell me one word! DOCTOR SCRATCH Note: A Comedy Based on Crispin Medecin of Hautroche--English Version by Frank J. Morlock THE TRIPLE MARRIAGE BY DESTOUCHES Walter Heaven is my witness, I have tried to conquer my distaste and to respond in kind to such a soft and obliging proceeding; if it still depended on me to comply with your wishes in this--but you force me to tell you, before the whole world, that I am not free and my word is pledged forever. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE ELM--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Jeremy The devil! Their imagination works overtime. They only invent fashions to hide sins. Furbelows for those who don't have hips; those who have hips, hid them. The long neck and wrinkled throat have given place to the steinkerk and so forth. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE TREE Pierrot Far be it from me to be suspicious. But, when we've got this wonderful Tree that will prove a woman's chastity--I simply don't wish to get married without it. I want Jaqueline to sit in the Tree, and I am going to find Harlequin to prepare the Ceremony. SCENE ADDED FOR THE ANNIVERSARY OF MOLIERE This was a scene added to a play called Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle by Scribe, Moreau, and Melesville. 1820. It is published separately as Scene ajoutee au Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle and was the work of Moreau. PRISONERS OF WAR--JEAN-JACQUES ROUSSEAU GOTERNITZ: Truly, Mr. Macher, your speech causes me pity and your rage makes me laugh. What response should this gentleman give to an exhortation as ridiculous as yours? The proof of the purity of his intention is in the very language he uses to you; if he wanted to deceive you he would probably take you for his confidant. THE FOLLIES OF LOVE--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGARD Jenny Yes, you. I believe that these rude manners come from some spirit who is in need of prayers. And to better understand whether this angry thing was soul or body, that made this Sabbath, one evening, I took a cord with two ends firmly attached upstairs. It had the effect I hoped. So soon as all were retired to sleep, I waited in person without noise or light, on guard in a corner. I wasn't long waiting. So pitty-pat down the spirit came, noisily tumbling over the cord. He measured the stairs with his nose. THE SERVANT PROBLEM Note: Translated and Adapted from Crispin, Rival of His Master By Alain-Rene Le Sage PANDORA, By VOLTAIRE PANDORA: (noticing Prometheus in the midst of the nymphs)/ What object attracts my eyes!/ Of all that I see in these pleasant parts/ It's you, it's you, no question, to whom I owe life. / My soul is filled with the fire from your glances;/ You seem still to vivify me. SAMSON, An opera by Voltaire SAMSON: What a sight of horror!/ What, these proud children of error/ Have brought these monsters they adore amongst you?/ God of battles, look in your furor,/ The unworthy rivals that our tyrants implore./ Support my zeal, inspire me/ Avenge your cause, avenge yourself./ WAYWARD WENCHES BY JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Columbine Much worse. Believe me, from one woman to another, as a faithless one, I much prefer Octavio to any other. Goodbye, miss. I promise you that I will not spring any trap on the heart of your lover--and because of my care for you, you will have no reason to cry thief. THE SCHOOL FOR LOVERS, By ALAIN-RENE LE SAGE FRISTON: These lovers are always together,/ With spirits devoted to me/ That around them my order musters,/ Making them observe this law./ The Lucky Man--Michel Baron--translated by Frank J. Morlock Bendish: Frankly sir, if you hadn't been seconded our ship would have come aground. Truly, the trouble that you had in this adventure--I'm not sorry it happened for I don't doubt that after such a hot alarm you'll take care not to make another such mistake. The Unforeseen Wager Note: A play in one act based on a play by Sedaine Translated and adapted by Frank J. Morlock THE VILLAGE COQUETTE OR THE SUPPOSED LOTTERY Lucas Suddenly, yes, to find myself there, as in a miracle. I've got the character for it--no matter how hazardous. I gamble, win some, lose some, it's only that it doesn't make one happy. I've played double or nothing out of boredom. I have forty tickets for this lottery. MADAME MOLIERE--Andre Cremieux CLITANDRE: Ah, what does fortune, position and the rest matter to me? If it pleases you, Madame, to live far from the court, on a farm, in the breast of some chicken-coop, you dressed as a shepherdess in very humble homespun and I as a good Meneleaus, recalling the original, your shepherd plucking fragile roses to cradle you with songs like those of birds. Chekov
By Rivals and Disciples of Moliere The Forfeiture--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock GERONTE: Better to give you no hope when I have none. You hoped to get 40,000 ecus restitution from your aunts. I tell you again, these two extravagants intend to keep that forfeiture, saying you cannot get it from us unless one of us marries. They're both over fifty. It's a joke to believe that will happen. I need money. My wealth is perishing. Expenses are ruining me. So, as a wise man, I ought to go back to the country and contract a marriage that will get me out of this financial trouble. The Spirit of Contradiction--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock Lucas: Everything I've planted is torn up. She's replanted all the weeds I tore out when I was grafting. She said they're wildflowers. Then when I planted the cabbages she said she now wants lettuces. Nothing is done by her order that doesn't reverse something I've done. Yesterday she half buried my prunes under melons. I believe, God pardon me! that it would be better for me to plant watermelons in the grape arbor. The Unforseen Return--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank J. Morlock Squire: Whenever you please we will take the same momentous step--hearts united. I am made for the ladies, and, in all modesty, the ladies are made for me. May I be damned if you are not to my taste. I am ready to love you one day to the point of adoration--to the point of madness! But not to the point of marriage. I like amours without consequences-- you understand me, I'm sure? THE WIDOW a la MODE--Donneau de Vise--translated by F. J. Morlock DAME JEANNE: Eh, my God! I've seen other widows besides you, who are thinking of their fortune while weeping about their spouse. I propose advice to you that you ought to take. A hundred devils! Your tears won't help you to live. The Two McNaughtens--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank Morlock Spruce Oh, sir, customs inspectors are terrible men. All the savages in the world are less barbarous. They can only talk in monosyllables. "yes, no, what, sir? I have no time. But, sir-- Would you kindly open up--" They need maybe a hundred words in their vocabulary. They give me a headache. Finally, when you need them for something, they're more proud and stuck up than an archbishop. The Double Widowing--by Riviere Dufresny, translated by Frank J. Morlock Mrs. MacPherson My husband never tells me his secrets. He's right, for I am too much of a gossip. I like it better when he tells me nothing, because he's so pompous when he tells me a secret. He has such long oaths, so long that I would as soon listen to a hundred sighs from another man. Before he will tell me one word! DOCTOR SCRATCH Note: A Comedy Based on Crispin Medecin of Hautroche--English Version by Frank J. Morlock THE TRIPLE MARRIAGE BY DESTOUCHES Walter Heaven is my witness, I have tried to conquer my distaste and to respond in kind to such a soft and obliging proceeding; if it still depended on me to comply with your wishes in this--but you force me to tell you, before the whole world, that I am not free and my word is pledged forever. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE ELM--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Jeremy The devil! Their imagination works overtime. They only invent fashions to hide sins. Furbelows for those who don't have hips; those who have hips, hid them. The long neck and wrinkled throat have given place to the steinkerk and so forth. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE TREE Pierrot Far be it from me to be suspicious. But, when we've got this wonderful Tree that will prove a woman's chastity--I simply don't wish to get married without it. I want Jaqueline to sit in the Tree, and I am going to find Harlequin to prepare the Ceremony. SCENE ADDED FOR THE ANNIVERSARY OF MOLIERE This was a scene added to a play called Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle by Scribe, Moreau, and Melesville. 1820. It is published separately as Scene ajoutee au Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle and was the work of Moreau. PRISONERS OF WAR--JEAN-JACQUES ROUSSEAU GOTERNITZ: Truly, Mr. Macher, your speech causes me pity and your rage makes me laugh. What response should this gentleman give to an exhortation as ridiculous as yours? The proof of the purity of his intention is in the very language he uses to you; if he wanted to deceive you he would probably take you for his confidant. THE FOLLIES OF LOVE--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGARD Jenny Yes, you. I believe that these rude manners come from some spirit who is in need of prayers. And to better understand whether this angry thing was soul or body, that made this Sabbath, one evening, I took a cord with two ends firmly attached upstairs. It had the effect I hoped. So soon as all were retired to sleep, I waited in person without noise or light, on guard in a corner. I wasn't long waiting. So pitty-pat down the spirit came, noisily tumbling over the cord. He measured the stairs with his nose. THE SERVANT PROBLEM Note: Translated and Adapted from Crispin, Rival of His Master By Alain-Rene Le Sage PANDORA, By VOLTAIRE PANDORA: (noticing Prometheus in the midst of the nymphs)/ What object attracts my eyes!/ Of all that I see in these pleasant parts/ It's you, it's you, no question, to whom I owe life. / My soul is filled with the fire from your glances;/ You seem still to vivify me. SAMSON, An opera by Voltaire SAMSON: What a sight of horror!/ What, these proud children of error/ Have brought these monsters they adore amongst you?/ God of battles, look in your furor,/ The unworthy rivals that our tyrants implore./ Support my zeal, inspire me/ Avenge your cause, avenge yourself./ WAYWARD WENCHES BY JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Columbine Much worse. Believe me, from one woman to another, as a faithless one, I much prefer Octavio to any other. Goodbye, miss. I promise you that I will not spring any trap on the heart of your lover--and because of my care for you, you will have no reason to cry thief. THE SCHOOL FOR LOVERS, By ALAIN-RENE LE SAGE FRISTON: These lovers are always together,/ With spirits devoted to me/ That around them my order musters,/ Making them observe this law./ The Lucky Man--Michel Baron--translated by Frank J. Morlock Bendish: Frankly sir, if you hadn't been seconded our ship would have come aground. Truly, the trouble that you had in this adventure--I'm not sorry it happened for I don't doubt that after such a hot alarm you'll take care not to make another such mistake. The Unforeseen Wager Note: A play in one act based on a play by Sedaine Translated and adapted by Frank J. Morlock THE VILLAGE COQUETTE OR THE SUPPOSED LOTTERY Lucas Suddenly, yes, to find myself there, as in a miracle. I've got the character for it--no matter how hazardous. I gamble, win some, lose some, it's only that it doesn't make one happy. I've played double or nothing out of boredom. I have forty tickets for this lottery. MADAME MOLIERE--Andre Cremieux CLITANDRE: Ah, what does fortune, position and the rest matter to me? If it pleases you, Madame, to live far from the court, on a farm, in the breast of some chicken-coop, you dressed as a shepherdess in very humble homespun and I as a good Meneleaus, recalling the original, your shepherd plucking fragile roses to cradle you with songs like those of birds. ChekovTHE BEAR — By Rivals and Disciples of Moliere The Forfeiture--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock GERONTE: Better to give you no hope when I have none. You hoped to get 40,000 ecus restitution from your aunts. I tell you again, these two extravagants intend to keep that forfeiture, saying you cannot get it from us unless one of us marries. They're both over fifty. It's a joke to believe that will happen. I need money. My wealth is perishing. Expenses are ruining me. So, as a wise man, I ought to go back to the country and contract a marriage that will get me out of this financial trouble. The Spirit of Contradiction--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock Lucas: Everything I've planted is torn up. She's replanted all the weeds I tore out when I was grafting. She said they're wildflowers. Then when I planted the cabbages she said she now wants lettuces. Nothing is done by her order that doesn't reverse something I've done. Yesterday she half buried my prunes under melons. I believe, God pardon me! that it would be better for me to plant watermelons in the grape arbor. The Unforseen Return--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank J. Morlock Squire: Whenever you please we will take the same momentous step--hearts united. I am made for the ladies, and, in all modesty, the ladies are made for me. May I be damned if you are not to my taste. I am ready to love you one day to the point of adoration--to the point of madness! But not to the point of marriage. I like amours without consequences-- you understand me, I'm sure? THE WIDOW a la MODE--Donneau de Vise--translated by F. J. Morlock DAME JEANNE: Eh, my God! I've seen other widows besides you, who are thinking of their fortune while weeping about their spouse. I propose advice to you that you ought to take. A hundred devils! Your tears won't help you to live. The Two McNaughtens--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank Morlock Spruce Oh, sir, customs inspectors are terrible men. All the savages in the world are less barbarous. They can only talk in monosyllables. "yes, no, what, sir? I have no time. But, sir-- Would you kindly open up--" They need maybe a hundred words in their vocabulary. They give me a headache. Finally, when you need them for something, they're more proud and stuck up than an archbishop. The Double Widowing--by Riviere Dufresny, translated by Frank J. Morlock Mrs. MacPherson My husband never tells me his secrets. He's right, for I am too much of a gossip. I like it better when he tells me nothing, because he's so pompous when he tells me a secret. He has such long oaths, so long that I would as soon listen to a hundred sighs from another man. Before he will tell me one word! DOCTOR SCRATCH Note: A Comedy Based on Crispin Medecin of Hautroche--English Version by Frank J. Morlock THE TRIPLE MARRIAGE BY DESTOUCHES Walter Heaven is my witness, I have tried to conquer my distaste and to respond in kind to such a soft and obliging proceeding; if it still depended on me to comply with your wishes in this--but you force me to tell you, before the whole world, that I am not free and my word is pledged forever. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE ELM--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Jeremy The devil! Their imagination works overtime. They only invent fashions to hide sins. Furbelows for those who don't have hips; those who have hips, hid them. The long neck and wrinkled throat have given place to the steinkerk and so forth. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE TREE Pierrot Far be it from me to be suspicious. But, when we've got this wonderful Tree that will prove a woman's chastity--I simply don't wish to get married without it. I want Jaqueline to sit in the Tree, and I am going to find Harlequin to prepare the Ceremony. SCENE ADDED FOR THE ANNIVERSARY OF MOLIERE This was a scene added to a play called Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle by Scribe, Moreau, and Melesville. 1820. It is published separately as Scene ajoutee au Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle and was the work of Moreau. PRISONERS OF WAR--JEAN-JACQUES ROUSSEAU GOTERNITZ: Truly, Mr. Macher, your speech causes me pity and your rage makes me laugh. What response should this gentleman give to an exhortation as ridiculous as yours? The proof of the purity of his intention is in the very language he uses to you; if he wanted to deceive you he would probably take you for his confidant. THE FOLLIES OF LOVE--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGARD Jenny Yes, you. I believe that these rude manners come from some spirit who is in need of prayers. And to better understand whether this angry thing was soul or body, that made this Sabbath, one evening, I took a cord with two ends firmly attached upstairs. It had the effect I hoped. So soon as all were retired to sleep, I waited in person without noise or light, on guard in a corner. I wasn't long waiting. So pitty-pat down the spirit came, noisily tumbling over the cord. He measured the stairs with his nose. THE SERVANT PROBLEM Note: Translated and Adapted from Crispin, Rival of His Master By Alain-Rene Le Sage PANDORA, By VOLTAIRE PANDORA: (noticing Prometheus in the midst of the nymphs)/ What object attracts my eyes!/ Of all that I see in these pleasant parts/ It's you, it's you, no question, to whom I owe life. / My soul is filled with the fire from your glances;/ You seem still to vivify me. SAMSON, An opera by Voltaire SAMSON: What a sight of horror!/ What, these proud children of error/ Have brought these monsters they adore amongst you?/ God of battles, look in your furor,/ The unworthy rivals that our tyrants implore./ Support my zeal, inspire me/ Avenge your cause, avenge yourself./ WAYWARD WENCHES BY JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Columbine Much worse. Believe me, from one woman to another, as a faithless one, I much prefer Octavio to any other. Goodbye, miss. I promise you that I will not spring any trap on the heart of your lover--and because of my care for you, you will have no reason to cry thief. THE SCHOOL FOR LOVERS, By ALAIN-RENE LE SAGE FRISTON: These lovers are always together,/ With spirits devoted to me/ That around them my order musters,/ Making them observe this law./ The Lucky Man--Michel Baron--translated by Frank J. Morlock Bendish: Frankly sir, if you hadn't been seconded our ship would have come aground. Truly, the trouble that you had in this adventure--I'm not sorry it happened for I don't doubt that after such a hot alarm you'll take care not to make another such mistake. The Unforeseen Wager Note: A play in one act based on a play by Sedaine Translated and adapted by Frank J. Morlock THE VILLAGE COQUETTE OR THE SUPPOSED LOTTERY Lucas Suddenly, yes, to find myself there, as in a miracle. I've got the character for it--no matter how hazardous. I gamble, win some, lose some, it's only that it doesn't make one happy. I've played double or nothing out of boredom. I have forty tickets for this lottery. MADAME MOLIERE--Andre Cremieux CLITANDRE: Ah, what does fortune, position and the rest matter to me? If it pleases you, Madame, to live far from the court, on a farm, in the breast of some chicken-coop, you dressed as a shepherdess in very humble homespun and I as a good Meneleaus, recalling the original, your shepherd plucking fragile roses to cradle you with songs like those of birds. Chekov
By Rivals and Disciples of Moliere The Forfeiture--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock GERONTE: Better to give you no hope when I have none. You hoped to get 40,000 ecus restitution from your aunts. I tell you again, these two extravagants intend to keep that forfeiture, saying you cannot get it from us unless one of us marries. They're both over fifty. It's a joke to believe that will happen. I need money. My wealth is perishing. Expenses are ruining me. So, as a wise man, I ought to go back to the country and contract a marriage that will get me out of this financial trouble. The Spirit of Contradiction--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock Lucas: Everything I've planted is torn up. She's replanted all the weeds I tore out when I was grafting. She said they're wildflowers. Then when I planted the cabbages she said she now wants lettuces. Nothing is done by her order that doesn't reverse something I've done. Yesterday she half buried my prunes under melons. I believe, God pardon me! that it would be better for me to plant watermelons in the grape arbor. The Unforseen Return--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank J. Morlock Squire: Whenever you please we will take the same momentous step--hearts united. I am made for the ladies, and, in all modesty, the ladies are made for me. May I be damned if you are not to my taste. I am ready to love you one day to the point of adoration--to the point of madness! But not to the point of marriage. I like amours without consequences-- you understand me, I'm sure? THE WIDOW a la MODE--Donneau de Vise--translated by F. J. Morlock DAME JEANNE: Eh, my God! I've seen other widows besides you, who are thinking of their fortune while weeping about their spouse. I propose advice to you that you ought to take. A hundred devils! Your tears won't help you to live. The Two McNaughtens--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank Morlock Spruce Oh, sir, customs inspectors are terrible men. All the savages in the world are less barbarous. They can only talk in monosyllables. "yes, no, what, sir? I have no time. But, sir-- Would you kindly open up--" They need maybe a hundred words in their vocabulary. They give me a headache. Finally, when you need them for something, they're more proud and stuck up than an archbishop. The Double Widowing--by Riviere Dufresny, translated by Frank J. Morlock Mrs. MacPherson My husband never tells me his secrets. He's right, for I am too much of a gossip. I like it better when he tells me nothing, because he's so pompous when he tells me a secret. He has such long oaths, so long that I would as soon listen to a hundred sighs from another man. Before he will tell me one word! DOCTOR SCRATCH Note: A Comedy Based on Crispin Medecin of Hautroche--English Version by Frank J. Morlock THE TRIPLE MARRIAGE BY DESTOUCHES Walter Heaven is my witness, I have tried to conquer my distaste and to respond in kind to such a soft and obliging proceeding; if it still depended on me to comply with your wishes in this--but you force me to tell you, before the whole world, that I am not free and my word is pledged forever. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE ELM--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Jeremy The devil! Their imagination works overtime. They only invent fashions to hide sins. Furbelows for those who don't have hips; those who have hips, hid them. The long neck and wrinkled throat have given place to the steinkerk and so forth. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE TREE Pierrot Far be it from me to be suspicious. But, when we've got this wonderful Tree that will prove a woman's chastity--I simply don't wish to get married without it. I want Jaqueline to sit in the Tree, and I am going to find Harlequin to prepare the Ceremony. SCENE ADDED FOR THE ANNIVERSARY OF MOLIERE This was a scene added to a play called Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle by Scribe, Moreau, and Melesville. 1820. It is published separately as Scene ajoutee au Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle and was the work of Moreau. PRISONERS OF WAR--JEAN-JACQUES ROUSSEAU GOTERNITZ: Truly, Mr. Macher, your speech causes me pity and your rage makes me laugh. What response should this gentleman give to an exhortation as ridiculous as yours? The proof of the purity of his intention is in the very language he uses to you; if he wanted to deceive you he would probably take you for his confidant. THE FOLLIES OF LOVE--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGARD Jenny Yes, you. I believe that these rude manners come from some spirit who is in need of prayers. And to better understand whether this angry thing was soul or body, that made this Sabbath, one evening, I took a cord with two ends firmly attached upstairs. It had the effect I hoped. So soon as all were retired to sleep, I waited in person without noise or light, on guard in a corner. I wasn't long waiting. So pitty-pat down the spirit came, noisily tumbling over the cord. He measured the stairs with his nose. THE SERVANT PROBLEM Note: Translated and Adapted from Crispin, Rival of His Master By Alain-Rene Le Sage PANDORA, By VOLTAIRE PANDORA: (noticing Prometheus in the midst of the nymphs)/ What object attracts my eyes!/ Of all that I see in these pleasant parts/ It's you, it's you, no question, to whom I owe life. / My soul is filled with the fire from your glances;/ You seem still to vivify me. SAMSON, An opera by Voltaire SAMSON: What a sight of horror!/ What, these proud children of error/ Have brought these monsters they adore amongst you?/ God of battles, look in your furor,/ The unworthy rivals that our tyrants implore./ Support my zeal, inspire me/ Avenge your cause, avenge yourself./ WAYWARD WENCHES BY JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Columbine Much worse. Believe me, from one woman to another, as a faithless one, I much prefer Octavio to any other. Goodbye, miss. I promise you that I will not spring any trap on the heart of your lover--and because of my care for you, you will have no reason to cry thief. THE SCHOOL FOR LOVERS, By ALAIN-RENE LE SAGE FRISTON: These lovers are always together,/ With spirits devoted to me/ That around them my order musters,/ Making them observe this law./ The Lucky Man--Michel Baron--translated by Frank J. Morlock Bendish: Frankly sir, if you hadn't been seconded our ship would have come aground. Truly, the trouble that you had in this adventure--I'm not sorry it happened for I don't doubt that after such a hot alarm you'll take care not to make another such mistake. The Unforeseen Wager Note: A play in one act based on a play by Sedaine Translated and adapted by Frank J. Morlock THE VILLAGE COQUETTE OR THE SUPPOSED LOTTERY Lucas Suddenly, yes, to find myself there, as in a miracle. I've got the character for it--no matter how hazardous. I gamble, win some, lose some, it's only that it doesn't make one happy. I've played double or nothing out of boredom. I have forty tickets for this lottery. MADAME MOLIERE--Andre Cremieux CLITANDRE: Ah, what does fortune, position and the rest matter to me? If it pleases you, Madame, to live far from the court, on a farm, in the breast of some chicken-coop, you dressed as a shepherdess in very humble homespun and I as a good Meneleaus, recalling the original, your shepherd plucking fragile roses to cradle you with songs like those of birds. ChekovON THE HIGH ROAD — By Rivals and Disciples of Moliere The Forfeiture--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock GERONTE: Better to give you no hope when I have none. You hoped to get 40,000 ecus restitution from your aunts. I tell you again, these two extravagants intend to keep that forfeiture, saying you cannot get it from us unless one of us marries. They're both over fifty. It's a joke to believe that will happen. I need money. My wealth is perishing. Expenses are ruining me. So, as a wise man, I ought to go back to the country and contract a marriage that will get me out of this financial trouble. The Spirit of Contradiction--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock Lucas: Everything I've planted is torn up. She's replanted all the weeds I tore out when I was grafting. She said they're wildflowers. Then when I planted the cabbages she said she now wants lettuces. Nothing is done by her order that doesn't reverse something I've done. Yesterday she half buried my prunes under melons. I believe, God pardon me! that it would be better for me to plant watermelons in the grape arbor. The Unforseen Return--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank J. Morlock Squire: Whenever you please we will take the same momentous step--hearts united. I am made for the ladies, and, in all modesty, the ladies are made for me. May I be damned if you are not to my taste. I am ready to love you one day to the point of adoration--to the point of madness! But not to the point of marriage. I like amours without consequences-- you understand me, I'm sure? THE WIDOW a la MODE--Donneau de Vise--translated by F. J. Morlock DAME JEANNE: Eh, my God! I've seen other widows besides you, who are thinking of their fortune while weeping about their spouse. I propose advice to you that you ought to take. A hundred devils! Your tears won't help you to live. The Two McNaughtens--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank Morlock Spruce Oh, sir, customs inspectors are terrible men. All the savages in the world are less barbarous. They can only talk in monosyllables. "yes, no, what, sir? I have no time. But, sir-- Would you kindly open up--" They need maybe a hundred words in their vocabulary. They give me a headache. Finally, when you need them for something, they're more proud and stuck up than an archbishop. The Double Widowing--by Riviere Dufresny, translated by Frank J. Morlock Mrs. MacPherson My husband never tells me his secrets. He's right, for I am too much of a gossip. I like it better when he tells me nothing, because he's so pompous when he tells me a secret. He has such long oaths, so long that I would as soon listen to a hundred sighs from another man. Before he will tell me one word! DOCTOR SCRATCH Note: A Comedy Based on Crispin Medecin of Hautroche--English Version by Frank J. Morlock THE TRIPLE MARRIAGE BY DESTOUCHES Walter Heaven is my witness, I have tried to conquer my distaste and to respond in kind to such a soft and obliging proceeding; if it still depended on me to comply with your wishes in this--but you force me to tell you, before the whole world, that I am not free and my word is pledged forever. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE ELM--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Jeremy The devil! Their imagination works overtime. They only invent fashions to hide sins. Furbelows for those who don't have hips; those who have hips, hid them. The long neck and wrinkled throat have given place to the steinkerk and so forth. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE TREE Pierrot Far be it from me to be suspicious. But, when we've got this wonderful Tree that will prove a woman's chastity--I simply don't wish to get married without it. I want Jaqueline to sit in the Tree, and I am going to find Harlequin to prepare the Ceremony. SCENE ADDED FOR THE ANNIVERSARY OF MOLIERE This was a scene added to a play called Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle by Scribe, Moreau, and Melesville. 1820. It is published separately as Scene ajoutee au Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle and was the work of Moreau. PRISONERS OF WAR--JEAN-JACQUES ROUSSEAU GOTERNITZ: Truly, Mr. Macher, your speech causes me pity and your rage makes me laugh. What response should this gentleman give to an exhortation as ridiculous as yours? The proof of the purity of his intention is in the very language he uses to you; if he wanted to deceive you he would probably take you for his confidant. THE FOLLIES OF LOVE--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGARD Jenny Yes, you. I believe that these rude manners come from some spirit who is in need of prayers. And to better understand whether this angry thing was soul or body, that made this Sabbath, one evening, I took a cord with two ends firmly attached upstairs. It had the effect I hoped. So soon as all were retired to sleep, I waited in person without noise or light, on guard in a corner. I wasn't long waiting. So pitty-pat down the spirit came, noisily tumbling over the cord. He measured the stairs with his nose. THE SERVANT PROBLEM Note: Translated and Adapted from Crispin, Rival of His Master By Alain-Rene Le Sage PANDORA, By VOLTAIRE PANDORA: (noticing Prometheus in the midst of the nymphs)/ What object attracts my eyes!/ Of all that I see in these pleasant parts/ It's you, it's you, no question, to whom I owe life. / My soul is filled with the fire from your glances;/ You seem still to vivify me. SAMSON, An opera by Voltaire SAMSON: What a sight of horror!/ What, these proud children of error/ Have brought these monsters they adore amongst you?/ God of battles, look in your furor,/ The unworthy rivals that our tyrants implore./ Support my zeal, inspire me/ Avenge your cause, avenge yourself./ WAYWARD WENCHES BY JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Columbine Much worse. Believe me, from one woman to another, as a faithless one, I much prefer Octavio to any other. Goodbye, miss. I promise you that I will not spring any trap on the heart of your lover--and because of my care for you, you will have no reason to cry thief. THE SCHOOL FOR LOVERS, By ALAIN-RENE LE SAGE FRISTON: These lovers are always together,/ With spirits devoted to me/ That around them my order musters,/ Making them observe this law./ The Lucky Man--Michel Baron--translated by Frank J. Morlock Bendish: Frankly sir, if you hadn't been seconded our ship would have come aground. Truly, the trouble that you had in this adventure--I'm not sorry it happened for I don't doubt that after such a hot alarm you'll take care not to make another such mistake. The Unforeseen Wager Note: A play in one act based on a play by Sedaine Translated and adapted by Frank J. Morlock THE VILLAGE COQUETTE OR THE SUPPOSED LOTTERY Lucas Suddenly, yes, to find myself there, as in a miracle. I've got the character for it--no matter how hazardous. I gamble, win some, lose some, it's only that it doesn't make one happy. I've played double or nothing out of boredom. I have forty tickets for this lottery. MADAME MOLIERE--Andre Cremieux CLITANDRE: Ah, what does fortune, position and the rest matter to me? If it pleases you, Madame, to live far from the court, on a farm, in the breast of some chicken-coop, you dressed as a shepherdess in very humble homespun and I as a good Meneleaus, recalling the original, your shepherd plucking fragile roses to cradle you with songs like those of birds. Chekov
By Rivals and Disciples of Moliere The Forfeiture--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock GERONTE: Better to give you no hope when I have none. You hoped to get 40,000 ecus restitution from your aunts. I tell you again, these two extravagants intend to keep that forfeiture, saying you cannot get it from us unless one of us marries. They're both over fifty. It's a joke to believe that will happen. I need money. My wealth is perishing. Expenses are ruining me. So, as a wise man, I ought to go back to the country and contract a marriage that will get me out of this financial trouble. The Spirit of Contradiction--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock Lucas: Everything I've planted is torn up. She's replanted all the weeds I tore out when I was grafting. She said they're wildflowers. Then when I planted the cabbages she said she now wants lettuces. Nothing is done by her order that doesn't reverse something I've done. Yesterday she half buried my prunes under melons. I believe, God pardon me! that it would be better for me to plant watermelons in the grape arbor. The Unforseen Return--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank J. Morlock Squire: Whenever you please we will take the same momentous step--hearts united. I am made for the ladies, and, in all modesty, the ladies are made for me. May I be damned if you are not to my taste. I am ready to love you one day to the point of adoration--to the point of madness! But not to the point of marriage. I like amours without consequences-- you understand me, I'm sure? THE WIDOW a la MODE--Donneau de Vise--translated by F. J. Morlock DAME JEANNE: Eh, my God! I've seen other widows besides you, who are thinking of their fortune while weeping about their spouse. I propose advice to you that you ought to take. A hundred devils! Your tears won't help you to live. The Two McNaughtens--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank Morlock Spruce Oh, sir, customs inspectors are terrible men. All the savages in the world are less barbarous. They can only talk in monosyllables. "yes, no, what, sir? I have no time. But, sir-- Would you kindly open up--" They need maybe a hundred words in their vocabulary. They give me a headache. Finally, when you need them for something, they're more proud and stuck up than an archbishop. The Double Widowing--by Riviere Dufresny, translated by Frank J. Morlock Mrs. MacPherson My husband never tells me his secrets. He's right, for I am too much of a gossip. I like it better when he tells me nothing, because he's so pompous when he tells me a secret. He has such long oaths, so long that I would as soon listen to a hundred sighs from another man. Before he will tell me one word! DOCTOR SCRATCH Note: A Comedy Based on Crispin Medecin of Hautroche--English Version by Frank J. Morlock THE TRIPLE MARRIAGE BY DESTOUCHES Walter Heaven is my witness, I have tried to conquer my distaste and to respond in kind to such a soft and obliging proceeding; if it still depended on me to comply with your wishes in this--but you force me to tell you, before the whole world, that I am not free and my word is pledged forever. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE ELM--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Jeremy The devil! Their imagination works overtime. They only invent fashions to hide sins. Furbelows for those who don't have hips; those who have hips, hid them. The long neck and wrinkled throat have given place to the steinkerk and so forth. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE TREE Pierrot Far be it from me to be suspicious. But, when we've got this wonderful Tree that will prove a woman's chastity--I simply don't wish to get married without it. I want Jaqueline to sit in the Tree, and I am going to find Harlequin to prepare the Ceremony. SCENE ADDED FOR THE ANNIVERSARY OF MOLIERE This was a scene added to a play called Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle by Scribe, Moreau, and Melesville. 1820. It is published separately as Scene ajoutee au Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle and was the work of Moreau. PRISONERS OF WAR--JEAN-JACQUES ROUSSEAU GOTERNITZ: Truly, Mr. Macher, your speech causes me pity and your rage makes me laugh. What response should this gentleman give to an exhortation as ridiculous as yours? The proof of the purity of his intention is in the very language he uses to you; if he wanted to deceive you he would probably take you for his confidant. THE FOLLIES OF LOVE--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGARD Jenny Yes, you. I believe that these rude manners come from some spirit who is in need of prayers. And to better understand whether this angry thing was soul or body, that made this Sabbath, one evening, I took a cord with two ends firmly attached upstairs. It had the effect I hoped. So soon as all were retired to sleep, I waited in person without noise or light, on guard in a corner. I wasn't long waiting. So pitty-pat down the spirit came, noisily tumbling over the cord. He measured the stairs with his nose. THE SERVANT PROBLEM Note: Translated and Adapted from Crispin, Rival of His Master By Alain-Rene Le Sage PANDORA, By VOLTAIRE PANDORA: (noticing Prometheus in the midst of the nymphs)/ What object attracts my eyes!/ Of all that I see in these pleasant parts/ It's you, it's you, no question, to whom I owe life. / My soul is filled with the fire from your glances;/ You seem still to vivify me. SAMSON, An opera by Voltaire SAMSON: What a sight of horror!/ What, these proud children of error/ Have brought these monsters they adore amongst you?/ God of battles, look in your furor,/ The unworthy rivals that our tyrants implore./ Support my zeal, inspire me/ Avenge your cause, avenge yourself./ WAYWARD WENCHES BY JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Columbine Much worse. Believe me, from one woman to another, as a faithless one, I much prefer Octavio to any other. Goodbye, miss. I promise you that I will not spring any trap on the heart of your lover--and because of my care for you, you will have no reason to cry thief. THE SCHOOL FOR LOVERS, By ALAIN-RENE LE SAGE FRISTON: These lovers are always together,/ With spirits devoted to me/ That around them my order musters,/ Making them observe this law./ The Lucky Man--Michel Baron--translated by Frank J. Morlock Bendish: Frankly sir, if you hadn't been seconded our ship would have come aground. Truly, the trouble that you had in this adventure--I'm not sorry it happened for I don't doubt that after such a hot alarm you'll take care not to make another such mistake. The Unforeseen Wager Note: A play in one act based on a play by Sedaine Translated and adapted by Frank J. Morlock THE VILLAGE COQUETTE OR THE SUPPOSED LOTTERY Lucas Suddenly, yes, to find myself there, as in a miracle. I've got the character for it--no matter how hazardous. I gamble, win some, lose some, it's only that it doesn't make one happy. I've played double or nothing out of boredom. I have forty tickets for this lottery. MADAME MOLIERE--Andre Cremieux CLITANDRE: Ah, what does fortune, position and the rest matter to me? If it pleases you, Madame, to live far from the court, on a farm, in the breast of some chicken-coop, you dressed as a shepherdess in very humble homespun and I as a good Meneleaus, recalling the original, your shepherd plucking fragile roses to cradle you with songs like those of birds. ChekovTHE PROPOSAL — By Rivals and Disciples of Moliere The Forfeiture--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock GERONTE: Better to give you no hope when I have none. You hoped to get 40,000 ecus restitution from your aunts. I tell you again, these two extravagants intend to keep that forfeiture, saying you cannot get it from us unless one of us marries. They're both over fifty. It's a joke to believe that will happen. I need money. My wealth is perishing. Expenses are ruining me. So, as a wise man, I ought to go back to the country and contract a marriage that will get me out of this financial trouble. The Spirit of Contradiction--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock Lucas: Everything I've planted is torn up. She's replanted all the weeds I tore out when I was grafting. She said they're wildflowers. Then when I planted the cabbages she said she now wants lettuces. Nothing is done by her order that doesn't reverse something I've done. Yesterday she half buried my prunes under melons. I believe, God pardon me! that it would be better for me to plant watermelons in the grape arbor. The Unforseen Return--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank J. Morlock Squire: Whenever you please we will take the same momentous step--hearts united. I am made for the ladies, and, in all modesty, the ladies are made for me. May I be damned if you are not to my taste. I am ready to love you one day to the point of adoration--to the point of madness! But not to the point of marriage. I like amours without consequences-- you understand me, I'm sure? THE WIDOW a la MODE--Donneau de Vise--translated by F. J. Morlock DAME JEANNE: Eh, my God! I've seen other widows besides you, who are thinking of their fortune while weeping about their spouse. I propose advice to you that you ought to take. A hundred devils! Your tears won't help you to live. The Two McNaughtens--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank Morlock Spruce Oh, sir, customs inspectors are terrible men. All the savages in the world are less barbarous. They can only talk in monosyllables. "yes, no, what, sir? I have no time. But, sir-- Would you kindly open up--" They need maybe a hundred words in their vocabulary. They give me a headache. Finally, when you need them for something, they're more proud and stuck up than an archbishop. The Double Widowing--by Riviere Dufresny, translated by Frank J. Morlock Mrs. MacPherson My husband never tells me his secrets. He's right, for I am too much of a gossip. I like it better when he tells me nothing, because he's so pompous when he tells me a secret. He has such long oaths, so long that I would as soon listen to a hundred sighs from another man. Before he will tell me one word! DOCTOR SCRATCH Note: A Comedy Based on Crispin Medecin of Hautroche--English Version by Frank J. Morlock THE TRIPLE MARRIAGE BY DESTOUCHES Walter Heaven is my witness, I have tried to conquer my distaste and to respond in kind to such a soft and obliging proceeding; if it still depended on me to comply with your wishes in this--but you force me to tell you, before the whole world, that I am not free and my word is pledged forever. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE ELM--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Jeremy The devil! Their imagination works overtime. They only invent fashions to hide sins. Furbelows for those who don't have hips; those who have hips, hid them. The long neck and wrinkled throat have given place to the steinkerk and so forth. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE TREE Pierrot Far be it from me to be suspicious. But, when we've got this wonderful Tree that will prove a woman's chastity--I simply don't wish to get married without it. I want Jaqueline to sit in the Tree, and I am going to find Harlequin to prepare the Ceremony. SCENE ADDED FOR THE ANNIVERSARY OF MOLIERE This was a scene added to a play called Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle by Scribe, Moreau, and Melesville. 1820. It is published separately as Scene ajoutee au Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle and was the work of Moreau. PRISONERS OF WAR--JEAN-JACQUES ROUSSEAU GOTERNITZ: Truly, Mr. Macher, your speech causes me pity and your rage makes me laugh. What response should this gentleman give to an exhortation as ridiculous as yours? The proof of the purity of his intention is in the very language he uses to you; if he wanted to deceive you he would probably take you for his confidant. THE FOLLIES OF LOVE--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGARD Jenny Yes, you. I believe that these rude manners come from some spirit who is in need of prayers. And to better understand whether this angry thing was soul or body, that made this Sabbath, one evening, I took a cord with two ends firmly attached upstairs. It had the effect I hoped. So soon as all were retired to sleep, I waited in person without noise or light, on guard in a corner. I wasn't long waiting. So pitty-pat down the spirit came, noisily tumbling over the cord. He measured the stairs with his nose. THE SERVANT PROBLEM Note: Translated and Adapted from Crispin, Rival of His Master By Alain-Rene Le Sage PANDORA, By VOLTAIRE PANDORA: (noticing Prometheus in the midst of the nymphs)/ What object attracts my eyes!/ Of all that I see in these pleasant parts/ It's you, it's you, no question, to whom I owe life. / My soul is filled with the fire from your glances;/ You seem still to vivify me. SAMSON, An opera by Voltaire SAMSON: What a sight of horror!/ What, these proud children of error/ Have brought these monsters they adore amongst you?/ God of battles, look in your furor,/ The unworthy rivals that our tyrants implore./ Support my zeal, inspire me/ Avenge your cause, avenge yourself./ WAYWARD WENCHES BY JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Columbine Much worse. Believe me, from one woman to another, as a faithless one, I much prefer Octavio to any other. Goodbye, miss. I promise you that I will not spring any trap on the heart of your lover--and because of my care for you, you will have no reason to cry thief. THE SCHOOL FOR LOVERS, By ALAIN-RENE LE SAGE FRISTON: These lovers are always together,/ With spirits devoted to me/ That around them my order musters,/ Making them observe this law./ The Lucky Man--Michel Baron--translated by Frank J. Morlock Bendish: Frankly sir, if you hadn't been seconded our ship would have come aground. Truly, the trouble that you had in this adventure--I'm not sorry it happened for I don't doubt that after such a hot alarm you'll take care not to make another such mistake. The Unforeseen Wager Note: A play in one act based on a play by Sedaine Translated and adapted by Frank J. Morlock THE VILLAGE COQUETTE OR THE SUPPOSED LOTTERY Lucas Suddenly, yes, to find myself there, as in a miracle. I've got the character for it--no matter how hazardous. I gamble, win some, lose some, it's only that it doesn't make one happy. I've played double or nothing out of boredom. I have forty tickets for this lottery. MADAME MOLIERE--Andre Cremieux CLITANDRE: Ah, what does fortune, position and the rest matter to me? If it pleases you, Madame, to live far from the court, on a farm, in the breast of some chicken-coop, you dressed as a shepherdess in very humble homespun and I as a good Meneleaus, recalling the original, your shepherd plucking fragile roses to cradle you with songs like those of birds. Chekov
By Rivals and Disciples of Moliere The Forfeiture--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock GERONTE: Better to give you no hope when I have none. You hoped to get 40,000 ecus restitution from your aunts. I tell you again, these two extravagants intend to keep that forfeiture, saying you cannot get it from us unless one of us marries. They're both over fifty. It's a joke to believe that will happen. I need money. My wealth is perishing. Expenses are ruining me. So, as a wise man, I ought to go back to the country and contract a marriage that will get me out of this financial trouble. The Spirit of Contradiction--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock Lucas: Everything I've planted is torn up. She's replanted all the weeds I tore out when I was grafting. She said they're wildflowers. Then when I planted the cabbages she said she now wants lettuces. Nothing is done by her order that doesn't reverse something I've done. Yesterday she half buried my prunes under melons. I believe, God pardon me! that it would be better for me to plant watermelons in the grape arbor. The Unforseen Return--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank J. Morlock Squire: Whenever you please we will take the same momentous step--hearts united. I am made for the ladies, and, in all modesty, the ladies are made for me. May I be damned if you are not to my taste. I am ready to love you one day to the point of adoration--to the point of madness! But not to the point of marriage. I like amours without consequences-- you understand me, I'm sure? THE WIDOW a la MODE--Donneau de Vise--translated by F. J. Morlock DAME JEANNE: Eh, my God! I've seen other widows besides you, who are thinking of their fortune while weeping about their spouse. I propose advice to you that you ought to take. A hundred devils! Your tears won't help you to live. The Two McNaughtens--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank Morlock Spruce Oh, sir, customs inspectors are terrible men. All the savages in the world are less barbarous. They can only talk in monosyllables. "yes, no, what, sir? I have no time. But, sir-- Would you kindly open up--" They need maybe a hundred words in their vocabulary. They give me a headache. Finally, when you need them for something, they're more proud and stuck up than an archbishop. The Double Widowing--by Riviere Dufresny, translated by Frank J. Morlock Mrs. MacPherson My husband never tells me his secrets. He's right, for I am too much of a gossip. I like it better when he tells me nothing, because he's so pompous when he tells me a secret. He has such long oaths, so long that I would as soon listen to a hundred sighs from another man. Before he will tell me one word! DOCTOR SCRATCH Note: A Comedy Based on Crispin Medecin of Hautroche--English Version by Frank J. Morlock THE TRIPLE MARRIAGE BY DESTOUCHES Walter Heaven is my witness, I have tried to conquer my distaste and to respond in kind to such a soft and obliging proceeding; if it still depended on me to comply with your wishes in this--but you force me to tell you, before the whole world, that I am not free and my word is pledged forever. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE ELM--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Jeremy The devil! Their imagination works overtime. They only invent fashions to hide sins. Furbelows for those who don't have hips; those who have hips, hid them. The long neck and wrinkled throat have given place to the steinkerk and so forth. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE TREE Pierrot Far be it from me to be suspicious. But, when we've got this wonderful Tree that will prove a woman's chastity--I simply don't wish to get married without it. I want Jaqueline to sit in the Tree, and I am going to find Harlequin to prepare the Ceremony. SCENE ADDED FOR THE ANNIVERSARY OF MOLIERE This was a scene added to a play called Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle by Scribe, Moreau, and Melesville. 1820. It is published separately as Scene ajoutee au Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle and was the work of Moreau. PRISONERS OF WAR--JEAN-JACQUES ROUSSEAU GOTERNITZ: Truly, Mr. Macher, your speech causes me pity and your rage makes me laugh. What response should this gentleman give to an exhortation as ridiculous as yours? The proof of the purity of his intention is in the very language he uses to you; if he wanted to deceive you he would probably take you for his confidant. THE FOLLIES OF LOVE--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGARD Jenny Yes, you. I believe that these rude manners come from some spirit who is in need of prayers. And to better understand whether this angry thing was soul or body, that made this Sabbath, one evening, I took a cord with two ends firmly attached upstairs. It had the effect I hoped. So soon as all were retired to sleep, I waited in person without noise or light, on guard in a corner. I wasn't long waiting. So pitty-pat down the spirit came, noisily tumbling over the cord. He measured the stairs with his nose. THE SERVANT PROBLEM Note: Translated and Adapted from Crispin, Rival of His Master By Alain-Rene Le Sage PANDORA, By VOLTAIRE PANDORA: (noticing Prometheus in the midst of the nymphs)/ What object attracts my eyes!/ Of all that I see in these pleasant parts/ It's you, it's you, no question, to whom I owe life. / My soul is filled with the fire from your glances;/ You seem still to vivify me. SAMSON, An opera by Voltaire SAMSON: What a sight of horror!/ What, these proud children of error/ Have brought these monsters they adore amongst you?/ God of battles, look in your furor,/ The unworthy rivals that our tyrants implore./ Support my zeal, inspire me/ Avenge your cause, avenge yourself./ WAYWARD WENCHES BY JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Columbine Much worse. Believe me, from one woman to another, as a faithless one, I much prefer Octavio to any other. Goodbye, miss. I promise you that I will not spring any trap on the heart of your lover--and because of my care for you, you will have no reason to cry thief. THE SCHOOL FOR LOVERS, By ALAIN-RENE LE SAGE FRISTON: These lovers are always together,/ With spirits devoted to me/ That around them my order musters,/ Making them observe this law./ The Lucky Man--Michel Baron--translated by Frank J. Morlock Bendish: Frankly sir, if you hadn't been seconded our ship would have come aground. Truly, the trouble that you had in this adventure--I'm not sorry it happened for I don't doubt that after such a hot alarm you'll take care not to make another such mistake. The Unforeseen Wager Note: A play in one act based on a play by Sedaine Translated and adapted by Frank J. Morlock THE VILLAGE COQUETTE OR THE SUPPOSED LOTTERY Lucas Suddenly, yes, to find myself there, as in a miracle. I've got the character for it--no matter how hazardous. I gamble, win some, lose some, it's only that it doesn't make one happy. I've played double or nothing out of boredom. I have forty tickets for this lottery. MADAME MOLIERE--Andre Cremieux CLITANDRE: Ah, what does fortune, position and the rest matter to me? If it pleases you, Madame, to live far from the court, on a farm, in the breast of some chicken-coop, you dressed as a shepherdess in very humble homespun and I as a good Meneleaus, recalling the original, your shepherd plucking fragile roses to cradle you with songs like those of birds. ChekovA TRAGEDIAN IN SPITE OF HIMSELF — By Rivals and Disciples of Moliere The Forfeiture--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock GERONTE: Better to give you no hope when I have none. You hoped to get 40,000 ecus restitution from your aunts. I tell you again, these two extravagants intend to keep that forfeiture, saying you cannot get it from us unless one of us marries. They're both over fifty. It's a joke to believe that will happen. I need money. My wealth is perishing. Expenses are ruining me. So, as a wise man, I ought to go back to the country and contract a marriage that will get me out of this financial trouble. The Spirit of Contradiction--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock Lucas: Everything I've planted is torn up. She's replanted all the weeds I tore out when I was grafting. She said they're wildflowers. Then when I planted the cabbages she said she now wants lettuces. Nothing is done by her order that doesn't reverse something I've done. Yesterday she half buried my prunes under melons. I believe, God pardon me! that it would be better for me to plant watermelons in the grape arbor. The Unforseen Return--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank J. Morlock Squire: Whenever you please we will take the same momentous step--hearts united. I am made for the ladies, and, in all modesty, the ladies are made for me. May I be damned if you are not to my taste. I am ready to love you one day to the point of adoration--to the point of madness! But not to the point of marriage. I like amours without consequences-- you understand me, I'm sure? THE WIDOW a la MODE--Donneau de Vise--translated by F. J. Morlock DAME JEANNE: Eh, my God! I've seen other widows besides you, who are thinking of their fortune while weeping about their spouse. I propose advice to you that you ought to take. A hundred devils! Your tears won't help you to live. The Two McNaughtens--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank Morlock Spruce Oh, sir, customs inspectors are terrible men. All the savages in the world are less barbarous. They can only talk in monosyllables. "yes, no, what, sir? I have no time. But, sir-- Would you kindly open up--" They need maybe a hundred words in their vocabulary. They give me a headache. Finally, when you need them for something, they're more proud and stuck up than an archbishop. The Double Widowing--by Riviere Dufresny, translated by Frank J. Morlock Mrs. MacPherson My husband never tells me his secrets. He's right, for I am too much of a gossip. I like it better when he tells me nothing, because he's so pompous when he tells me a secret. He has such long oaths, so long that I would as soon listen to a hundred sighs from another man. Before he will tell me one word! DOCTOR SCRATCH Note: A Comedy Based on Crispin Medecin of Hautroche--English Version by Frank J. Morlock THE TRIPLE MARRIAGE BY DESTOUCHES Walter Heaven is my witness, I have tried to conquer my distaste and to respond in kind to such a soft and obliging proceeding; if it still depended on me to comply with your wishes in this--but you force me to tell you, before the whole world, that I am not free and my word is pledged forever. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE ELM--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Jeremy The devil! Their imagination works overtime. They only invent fashions to hide sins. Furbelows for those who don't have hips; those who have hips, hid them. The long neck and wrinkled throat have given place to the steinkerk and so forth. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE TREE Pierrot Far be it from me to be suspicious. But, when we've got this wonderful Tree that will prove a woman's chastity--I simply don't wish to get married without it. I want Jaqueline to sit in the Tree, and I am going to find Harlequin to prepare the Ceremony. SCENE ADDED FOR THE ANNIVERSARY OF MOLIERE This was a scene added to a play called Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle by Scribe, Moreau, and Melesville. 1820. It is published separately as Scene ajoutee au Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle and was the work of Moreau. PRISONERS OF WAR--JEAN-JACQUES ROUSSEAU GOTERNITZ: Truly, Mr. Macher, your speech causes me pity and your rage makes me laugh. What response should this gentleman give to an exhortation as ridiculous as yours? The proof of the purity of his intention is in the very language he uses to you; if he wanted to deceive you he would probably take you for his confidant. THE FOLLIES OF LOVE--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGARD Jenny Yes, you. I believe that these rude manners come from some spirit who is in need of prayers. And to better understand whether this angry thing was soul or body, that made this Sabbath, one evening, I took a cord with two ends firmly attached upstairs. It had the effect I hoped. So soon as all were retired to sleep, I waited in person without noise or light, on guard in a corner. I wasn't long waiting. So pitty-pat down the spirit came, noisily tumbling over the cord. He measured the stairs with his nose. THE SERVANT PROBLEM Note: Translated and Adapted from Crispin, Rival of His Master By Alain-Rene Le Sage PANDORA, By VOLTAIRE PANDORA: (noticing Prometheus in the midst of the nymphs)/ What object attracts my eyes!/ Of all that I see in these pleasant parts/ It's you, it's you, no question, to whom I owe life. / My soul is filled with the fire from your glances;/ You seem still to vivify me. SAMSON, An opera by Voltaire SAMSON: What a sight of horror!/ What, these proud children of error/ Have brought these monsters they adore amongst you?/ God of battles, look in your furor,/ The unworthy rivals that our tyrants implore./ Support my zeal, inspire me/ Avenge your cause, avenge yourself./ WAYWARD WENCHES BY JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Columbine Much worse. Believe me, from one woman to another, as a faithless one, I much prefer Octavio to any other. Goodbye, miss. I promise you that I will not spring any trap on the heart of your lover--and because of my care for you, you will have no reason to cry thief. THE SCHOOL FOR LOVERS, By ALAIN-RENE LE SAGE FRISTON: These lovers are always together,/ With spirits devoted to me/ That around them my order musters,/ Making them observe this law./ The Lucky Man--Michel Baron--translated by Frank J. Morlock Bendish: Frankly sir, if you hadn't been seconded our ship would have come aground. Truly, the trouble that you had in this adventure--I'm not sorry it happened for I don't doubt that after such a hot alarm you'll take care not to make another such mistake. The Unforeseen Wager Note: A play in one act based on a play by Sedaine Translated and adapted by Frank J. Morlock THE VILLAGE COQUETTE OR THE SUPPOSED LOTTERY Lucas Suddenly, yes, to find myself there, as in a miracle. I've got the character for it--no matter how hazardous. I gamble, win some, lose some, it's only that it doesn't make one happy. I've played double or nothing out of boredom. I have forty tickets for this lottery. MADAME MOLIERE--Andre Cremieux CLITANDRE: Ah, what does fortune, position and the rest matter to me? If it pleases you, Madame, to live far from the court, on a farm, in the breast of some chicken-coop, you dressed as a shepherdess in very humble homespun and I as a good Meneleaus, recalling the original, your shepherd plucking fragile roses to cradle you with songs like those of birds. Chekov
By Rivals and Disciples of Moliere The Forfeiture--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock GERONTE: Better to give you no hope when I have none. You hoped to get 40,000 ecus restitution from your aunts. I tell you again, these two extravagants intend to keep that forfeiture, saying you cannot get it from us unless one of us marries. They're both over fifty. It's a joke to believe that will happen. I need money. My wealth is perishing. Expenses are ruining me. So, as a wise man, I ought to go back to the country and contract a marriage that will get me out of this financial trouble. The Spirit of Contradiction--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock Lucas: Everything I've planted is torn up. She's replanted all the weeds I tore out when I was grafting. She said they're wildflowers. Then when I planted the cabbages she said she now wants lettuces. Nothing is done by her order that doesn't reverse something I've done. Yesterday she half buried my prunes under melons. I believe, God pardon me! that it would be better for me to plant watermelons in the grape arbor. The Unforseen Return--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank J. Morlock Squire: Whenever you please we will take the same momentous step--hearts united. I am made for the ladies, and, in all modesty, the ladies are made for me. May I be damned if you are not to my taste. I am ready to love you one day to the point of adoration--to the point of madness! But not to the point of marriage. I like amours without consequences-- you understand me, I'm sure? THE WIDOW a la MODE--Donneau de Vise--translated by F. J. Morlock DAME JEANNE: Eh, my God! I've seen other widows besides you, who are thinking of their fortune while weeping about their spouse. I propose advice to you that you ought to take. A hundred devils! Your tears won't help you to live. The Two McNaughtens--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank Morlock Spruce Oh, sir, customs inspectors are terrible men. All the savages in the world are less barbarous. They can only talk in monosyllables. "yes, no, what, sir? I have no time. But, sir-- Would you kindly open up--" They need maybe a hundred words in their vocabulary. They give me a headache. Finally, when you need them for something, they're more proud and stuck up than an archbishop. The Double Widowing--by Riviere Dufresny, translated by Frank J. Morlock Mrs. MacPherson My husband never tells me his secrets. He's right, for I am too much of a gossip. I like it better when he tells me nothing, because he's so pompous when he tells me a secret. He has such long oaths, so long that I would as soon listen to a hundred sighs from another man. Before he will tell me one word! DOCTOR SCRATCH Note: A Comedy Based on Crispin Medecin of Hautroche--English Version by Frank J. Morlock THE TRIPLE MARRIAGE BY DESTOUCHES Walter Heaven is my witness, I have tried to conquer my distaste and to respond in kind to such a soft and obliging proceeding; if it still depended on me to comply with your wishes in this--but you force me to tell you, before the whole world, that I am not free and my word is pledged forever. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE ELM--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Jeremy The devil! Their imagination works overtime. They only invent fashions to hide sins. Furbelows for those who don't have hips; those who have hips, hid them. The long neck and wrinkled throat have given place to the steinkerk and so forth. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE TREE Pierrot Far be it from me to be suspicious. But, when we've got this wonderful Tree that will prove a woman's chastity--I simply don't wish to get married without it. I want Jaqueline to sit in the Tree, and I am going to find Harlequin to prepare the Ceremony. SCENE ADDED FOR THE ANNIVERSARY OF MOLIERE This was a scene added to a play called Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle by Scribe, Moreau, and Melesville. 1820. It is published separately as Scene ajoutee au Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle and was the work of Moreau. PRISONERS OF WAR--JEAN-JACQUES ROUSSEAU GOTERNITZ: Truly, Mr. Macher, your speech causes me pity and your rage makes me laugh. What response should this gentleman give to an exhortation as ridiculous as yours? The proof of the purity of his intention is in the very language he uses to you; if he wanted to deceive you he would probably take you for his confidant. THE FOLLIES OF LOVE--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGARD Jenny Yes, you. I believe that these rude manners come from some spirit who is in need of prayers. And to better understand whether this angry thing was soul or body, that made this Sabbath, one evening, I took a cord with two ends firmly attached upstairs. It had the effect I hoped. So soon as all were retired to sleep, I waited in person without noise or light, on guard in a corner. I wasn't long waiting. So pitty-pat down the spirit came, noisily tumbling over the cord. He measured the stairs with his nose. THE SERVANT PROBLEM Note: Translated and Adapted from Crispin, Rival of His Master By Alain-Rene Le Sage PANDORA, By VOLTAIRE PANDORA: (noticing Prometheus in the midst of the nymphs)/ What object attracts my eyes!/ Of all that I see in these pleasant parts/ It's you, it's you, no question, to whom I owe life. / My soul is filled with the fire from your glances;/ You seem still to vivify me. SAMSON, An opera by Voltaire SAMSON: What a sight of horror!/ What, these proud children of error/ Have brought these monsters they adore amongst you?/ God of battles, look in your furor,/ The unworthy rivals that our tyrants implore./ Support my zeal, inspire me/ Avenge your cause, avenge yourself./ WAYWARD WENCHES BY JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Columbine Much worse. Believe me, from one woman to another, as a faithless one, I much prefer Octavio to any other. Goodbye, miss. I promise you that I will not spring any trap on the heart of your lover--and because of my care for you, you will have no reason to cry thief. THE SCHOOL FOR LOVERS, By ALAIN-RENE LE SAGE FRISTON: These lovers are always together,/ With spirits devoted to me/ That around them my order musters,/ Making them observe this law./ The Lucky Man--Michel Baron--translated by Frank J. Morlock Bendish: Frankly sir, if you hadn't been seconded our ship would have come aground. Truly, the trouble that you had in this adventure--I'm not sorry it happened for I don't doubt that after such a hot alarm you'll take care not to make another such mistake. The Unforeseen Wager Note: A play in one act based on a play by Sedaine Translated and adapted by Frank J. Morlock THE VILLAGE COQUETTE OR THE SUPPOSED LOTTERY Lucas Suddenly, yes, to find myself there, as in a miracle. I've got the character for it--no matter how hazardous. I gamble, win some, lose some, it's only that it doesn't make one happy. I've played double or nothing out of boredom. I have forty tickets for this lottery. MADAME MOLIERE--Andre Cremieux CLITANDRE: Ah, what does fortune, position and the rest matter to me? If it pleases you, Madame, to live far from the court, on a farm, in the breast of some chicken-coop, you dressed as a shepherdess in very humble homespun and I as a good Meneleaus, recalling the original, your shepherd plucking fragile roses to cradle you with songs like those of birds. ChekovTHE WEDDING — By Rivals and Disciples of Moliere The Forfeiture--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock GERONTE: Better to give you no hope when I have none. You hoped to get 40,000 ecus restitution from your aunts. I tell you again, these two extravagants intend to keep that forfeiture, saying you cannot get it from us unless one of us marries. They're both over fifty. It's a joke to believe that will happen. I need money. My wealth is perishing. Expenses are ruining me. So, as a wise man, I ought to go back to the country and contract a marriage that will get me out of this financial trouble. The Spirit of Contradiction--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock Lucas: Everything I've planted is torn up. She's replanted all the weeds I tore out when I was grafting. She said they're wildflowers. Then when I planted the cabbages she said she now wants lettuces. Nothing is done by her order that doesn't reverse something I've done. Yesterday she half buried my prunes under melons. I believe, God pardon me! that it would be better for me to plant watermelons in the grape arbor. The Unforseen Return--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank J. Morlock Squire: Whenever you please we will take the same momentous step--hearts united. I am made for the ladies, and, in all modesty, the ladies are made for me. May I be damned if you are not to my taste. I am ready to love you one day to the point of adoration--to the point of madness! But not to the point of marriage. I like amours without consequences-- you understand me, I'm sure? THE WIDOW a la MODE--Donneau de Vise--translated by F. J. Morlock DAME JEANNE: Eh, my God! I've seen other widows besides you, who are thinking of their fortune while weeping about their spouse. I propose advice to you that you ought to take. A hundred devils! Your tears won't help you to live. The Two McNaughtens--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank Morlock Spruce Oh, sir, customs inspectors are terrible men. All the savages in the world are less barbarous. They can only talk in monosyllables. "yes, no, what, sir? I have no time. But, sir-- Would you kindly open up--" They need maybe a hundred words in their vocabulary. They give me a headache. Finally, when you need them for something, they're more proud and stuck up than an archbishop. The Double Widowing--by Riviere Dufresny, translated by Frank J. Morlock Mrs. MacPherson My husband never tells me his secrets. He's right, for I am too much of a gossip. I like it better when he tells me nothing, because he's so pompous when he tells me a secret. He has such long oaths, so long that I would as soon listen to a hundred sighs from another man. Before he will tell me one word! DOCTOR SCRATCH Note: A Comedy Based on Crispin Medecin of Hautroche--English Version by Frank J. Morlock THE TRIPLE MARRIAGE BY DESTOUCHES Walter Heaven is my witness, I have tried to conquer my distaste and to respond in kind to such a soft and obliging proceeding; if it still depended on me to comply with your wishes in this--but you force me to tell you, before the whole world, that I am not free and my word is pledged forever. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE ELM--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Jeremy The devil! Their imagination works overtime. They only invent fashions to hide sins. Furbelows for those who don't have hips; those who have hips, hid them. The long neck and wrinkled throat have given place to the steinkerk and so forth. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE TREE Pierrot Far be it from me to be suspicious. But, when we've got this wonderful Tree that will prove a woman's chastity--I simply don't wish to get married without it. I want Jaqueline to sit in the Tree, and I am going to find Harlequin to prepare the Ceremony. SCENE ADDED FOR THE ANNIVERSARY OF MOLIERE This was a scene added to a play called Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle by Scribe, Moreau, and Melesville. 1820. It is published separately as Scene ajoutee au Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle and was the work of Moreau. PRISONERS OF WAR--JEAN-JACQUES ROUSSEAU GOTERNITZ: Truly, Mr. Macher, your speech causes me pity and your rage makes me laugh. What response should this gentleman give to an exhortation as ridiculous as yours? The proof of the purity of his intention is in the very language he uses to you; if he wanted to deceive you he would probably take you for his confidant. THE FOLLIES OF LOVE--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGARD Jenny Yes, you. I believe that these rude manners come from some spirit who is in need of prayers. And to better understand whether this angry thing was soul or body, that made this Sabbath, one evening, I took a cord with two ends firmly attached upstairs. It had the effect I hoped. So soon as all were retired to sleep, I waited in person without noise or light, on guard in a corner. I wasn't long waiting. So pitty-pat down the spirit came, noisily tumbling over the cord. He measured the stairs with his nose. THE SERVANT PROBLEM Note: Translated and Adapted from Crispin, Rival of His Master By Alain-Rene Le Sage PANDORA, By VOLTAIRE PANDORA: (noticing Prometheus in the midst of the nymphs)/ What object attracts my eyes!/ Of all that I see in these pleasant parts/ It's you, it's you, no question, to whom I owe life. / My soul is filled with the fire from your glances;/ You seem still to vivify me. SAMSON, An opera by Voltaire SAMSON: What a sight of horror!/ What, these proud children of error/ Have brought these monsters they adore amongst you?/ God of battles, look in your furor,/ The unworthy rivals that our tyrants implore./ Support my zeal, inspire me/ Avenge your cause, avenge yourself./ WAYWARD WENCHES BY JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Columbine Much worse. Believe me, from one woman to another, as a faithless one, I much prefer Octavio to any other. Goodbye, miss. I promise you that I will not spring any trap on the heart of your lover--and because of my care for you, you will have no reason to cry thief. THE SCHOOL FOR LOVERS, By ALAIN-RENE LE SAGE FRISTON: These lovers are always together,/ With spirits devoted to me/ That around them my order musters,/ Making them observe this law./ The Lucky Man--Michel Baron--translated by Frank J. Morlock Bendish: Frankly sir, if you hadn't been seconded our ship would have come aground. Truly, the trouble that you had in this adventure--I'm not sorry it happened for I don't doubt that after such a hot alarm you'll take care not to make another such mistake. The Unforeseen Wager Note: A play in one act based on a play by Sedaine Translated and adapted by Frank J. Morlock THE VILLAGE COQUETTE OR THE SUPPOSED LOTTERY Lucas Suddenly, yes, to find myself there, as in a miracle. I've got the character for it--no matter how hazardous. I gamble, win some, lose some, it's only that it doesn't make one happy. I've played double or nothing out of boredom. I have forty tickets for this lottery. MADAME MOLIERE--Andre Cremieux CLITANDRE: Ah, what does fortune, position and the rest matter to me? If it pleases you, Madame, to live far from the court, on a farm, in the breast of some chicken-coop, you dressed as a shepherdess in very humble homespun and I as a good Meneleaus, recalling the original, your shepherd plucking fragile roses to cradle you with songs like those of birds. Chekov
By Rivals and Disciples of Moliere The Forfeiture--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock GERONTE: Better to give you no hope when I have none. You hoped to get 40,000 ecus restitution from your aunts. I tell you again, these two extravagants intend to keep that forfeiture, saying you cannot get it from us unless one of us marries. They're both over fifty. It's a joke to believe that will happen. I need money. My wealth is perishing. Expenses are ruining me. So, as a wise man, I ought to go back to the country and contract a marriage that will get me out of this financial trouble. The Spirit of Contradiction--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock Lucas: Everything I've planted is torn up. She's replanted all the weeds I tore out when I was grafting. She said they're wildflowers. Then when I planted the cabbages she said she now wants lettuces. Nothing is done by her order that doesn't reverse something I've done. Yesterday she half buried my prunes under melons. I believe, God pardon me! that it would be better for me to plant watermelons in the grape arbor. The Unforseen Return--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank J. Morlock Squire: Whenever you please we will take the same momentous step--hearts united. I am made for the ladies, and, in all modesty, the ladies are made for me. May I be damned if you are not to my taste. I am ready to love you one day to the point of adoration--to the point of madness! But not to the point of marriage. I like amours without consequences-- you understand me, I'm sure? THE WIDOW a la MODE--Donneau de Vise--translated by F. J. Morlock DAME JEANNE: Eh, my God! I've seen other widows besides you, who are thinking of their fortune while weeping about their spouse. I propose advice to you that you ought to take. A hundred devils! Your tears won't help you to live. The Two McNaughtens--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank Morlock Spruce Oh, sir, customs inspectors are terrible men. All the savages in the world are less barbarous. They can only talk in monosyllables. "yes, no, what, sir? I have no time. But, sir-- Would you kindly open up--" They need maybe a hundred words in their vocabulary. They give me a headache. Finally, when you need them for something, they're more proud and stuck up than an archbishop. The Double Widowing--by Riviere Dufresny, translated by Frank J. Morlock Mrs. MacPherson My husband never tells me his secrets. He's right, for I am too much of a gossip. I like it better when he tells me nothing, because he's so pompous when he tells me a secret. He has such long oaths, so long that I would as soon listen to a hundred sighs from another man. Before he will tell me one word! DOCTOR SCRATCH Note: A Comedy Based on Crispin Medecin of Hautroche--English Version by Frank J. Morlock THE TRIPLE MARRIAGE BY DESTOUCHES Walter Heaven is my witness, I have tried to conquer my distaste and to respond in kind to such a soft and obliging proceeding; if it still depended on me to comply with your wishes in this--but you force me to tell you, before the whole world, that I am not free and my word is pledged forever. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE ELM--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Jeremy The devil! Their imagination works overtime. They only invent fashions to hide sins. Furbelows for those who don't have hips; those who have hips, hid them. The long neck and wrinkled throat have given place to the steinkerk and so forth. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE TREE Pierrot Far be it from me to be suspicious. But, when we've got this wonderful Tree that will prove a woman's chastity--I simply don't wish to get married without it. I want Jaqueline to sit in the Tree, and I am going to find Harlequin to prepare the Ceremony. SCENE ADDED FOR THE ANNIVERSARY OF MOLIERE This was a scene added to a play called Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle by Scribe, Moreau, and Melesville. 1820. It is published separately as Scene ajoutee au Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle and was the work of Moreau. PRISONERS OF WAR--JEAN-JACQUES ROUSSEAU GOTERNITZ: Truly, Mr. Macher, your speech causes me pity and your rage makes me laugh. What response should this gentleman give to an exhortation as ridiculous as yours? The proof of the purity of his intention is in the very language he uses to you; if he wanted to deceive you he would probably take you for his confidant. THE FOLLIES OF LOVE--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGARD Jenny Yes, you. I believe that these rude manners come from some spirit who is in need of prayers. And to better understand whether this angry thing was soul or body, that made this Sabbath, one evening, I took a cord with two ends firmly attached upstairs. It had the effect I hoped. So soon as all were retired to sleep, I waited in person without noise or light, on guard in a corner. I wasn't long waiting. So pitty-pat down the spirit came, noisily tumbling over the cord. He measured the stairs with his nose. THE SERVANT PROBLEM Note: Translated and Adapted from Crispin, Rival of His Master By Alain-Rene Le Sage PANDORA, By VOLTAIRE PANDORA: (noticing Prometheus in the midst of the nymphs)/ What object attracts my eyes!/ Of all that I see in these pleasant parts/ It's you, it's you, no question, to whom I owe life. / My soul is filled with the fire from your glances;/ You seem still to vivify me. SAMSON, An opera by Voltaire SAMSON: What a sight of horror!/ What, these proud children of error/ Have brought these monsters they adore amongst you?/ God of battles, look in your furor,/ The unworthy rivals that our tyrants implore./ Support my zeal, inspire me/ Avenge your cause, avenge yourself./ WAYWARD WENCHES BY JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Columbine Much worse. Believe me, from one woman to another, as a faithless one, I much prefer Octavio to any other. Goodbye, miss. I promise you that I will not spring any trap on the heart of your lover--and because of my care for you, you will have no reason to cry thief. THE SCHOOL FOR LOVERS, By ALAIN-RENE LE SAGE FRISTON: These lovers are always together,/ With spirits devoted to me/ That around them my order musters,/ Making them observe this law./ The Lucky Man--Michel Baron--translated by Frank J. Morlock Bendish: Frankly sir, if you hadn't been seconded our ship would have come aground. Truly, the trouble that you had in this adventure--I'm not sorry it happened for I don't doubt that after such a hot alarm you'll take care not to make another such mistake. The Unforeseen Wager Note: A play in one act based on a play by Sedaine Translated and adapted by Frank J. Morlock THE VILLAGE COQUETTE OR THE SUPPOSED LOTTERY Lucas Suddenly, yes, to find myself there, as in a miracle. I've got the character for it--no matter how hazardous. I gamble, win some, lose some, it's only that it doesn't make one happy. I've played double or nothing out of boredom. I have forty tickets for this lottery. MADAME MOLIERE--Andre Cremieux CLITANDRE: Ah, what does fortune, position and the rest matter to me? If it pleases you, Madame, to live far from the court, on a farm, in the breast of some chicken-coop, you dressed as a shepherdess in very humble homespun and I as a good Meneleaus, recalling the original, your shepherd plucking fragile roses to cradle you with songs like those of birds. ChekovThe Boor — By Rivals and Disciples of Moliere The Forfeiture--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock GERONTE: Better to give you no hope when I have none. You hoped to get 40,000 ecus restitution from your aunts. I tell you again, these two extravagants intend to keep that forfeiture, saying you cannot get it from us unless one of us marries. They're both over fifty. It's a joke to believe that will happen. I need money. My wealth is perishing. Expenses are ruining me. So, as a wise man, I ought to go back to the country and contract a marriage that will get me out of this financial trouble. The Spirit of Contradiction--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock Lucas: Everything I've planted is torn up. She's replanted all the weeds I tore out when I was grafting. She said they're wildflowers. Then when I planted the cabbages she said she now wants lettuces. Nothing is done by her order that doesn't reverse something I've done. Yesterday she half buried my prunes under melons. I believe, God pardon me! that it would be better for me to plant watermelons in the grape arbor. The Unforseen Return--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank J. Morlock Squire: Whenever you please we will take the same momentous step--hearts united. I am made for the ladies, and, in all modesty, the ladies are made for me. May I be damned if you are not to my taste. I am ready to love you one day to the point of adoration--to the point of madness! But not to the point of marriage. I like amours without consequences-- you understand me, I'm sure? THE WIDOW a la MODE--Donneau de Vise--translated by F. J. Morlock DAME JEANNE: Eh, my God! I've seen other widows besides you, who are thinking of their fortune while weeping about their spouse. I propose advice to you that you ought to take. A hundred devils! Your tears won't help you to live. The Two McNaughtens--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank Morlock Spruce Oh, sir, customs inspectors are terrible men. All the savages in the world are less barbarous. They can only talk in monosyllables. "yes, no, what, sir? I have no time. But, sir-- Would you kindly open up--" They need maybe a hundred words in their vocabulary. They give me a headache. Finally, when you need them for something, they're more proud and stuck up than an archbishop. The Double Widowing--by Riviere Dufresny, translated by Frank J. Morlock Mrs. MacPherson My husband never tells me his secrets. He's right, for I am too much of a gossip. I like it better when he tells me nothing, because he's so pompous when he tells me a secret. He has such long oaths, so long that I would as soon listen to a hundred sighs from another man. Before he will tell me one word! DOCTOR SCRATCH Note: A Comedy Based on Crispin Medecin of Hautroche--English Version by Frank J. Morlock THE TRIPLE MARRIAGE BY DESTOUCHES Walter Heaven is my witness, I have tried to conquer my distaste and to respond in kind to such a soft and obliging proceeding; if it still depended on me to comply with your wishes in this--but you force me to tell you, before the whole world, that I am not free and my word is pledged forever. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE ELM--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Jeremy The devil! Their imagination works overtime. They only invent fashions to hide sins. Furbelows for those who don't have hips; those who have hips, hid them. The long neck and wrinkled throat have given place to the steinkerk and so forth. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE TREE Pierrot Far be it from me to be suspicious. But, when we've got this wonderful Tree that will prove a woman's chastity--I simply don't wish to get married without it. I want Jaqueline to sit in the Tree, and I am going to find Harlequin to prepare the Ceremony. SCENE ADDED FOR THE ANNIVERSARY OF MOLIERE This was a scene added to a play called Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle by Scribe, Moreau, and Melesville. 1820. It is published separately as Scene ajoutee au Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle and was the work of Moreau. PRISONERS OF WAR--JEAN-JACQUES ROUSSEAU GOTERNITZ: Truly, Mr. Macher, your speech causes me pity and your rage makes me laugh. What response should this gentleman give to an exhortation as ridiculous as yours? The proof of the purity of his intention is in the very language he uses to you; if he wanted to deceive you he would probably take you for his confidant. THE FOLLIES OF LOVE--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGARD Jenny Yes, you. I believe that these rude manners come from some spirit who is in need of prayers. And to better understand whether this angry thing was soul or body, that made this Sabbath, one evening, I took a cord with two ends firmly attached upstairs. It had the effect I hoped. So soon as all were retired to sleep, I waited in person without noise or light, on guard in a corner. I wasn't long waiting. So pitty-pat down the spirit came, noisily tumbling over the cord. He measured the stairs with his nose. THE SERVANT PROBLEM Note: Translated and Adapted from Crispin, Rival of His Master By Alain-Rene Le Sage PANDORA, By VOLTAIRE PANDORA: (noticing Prometheus in the midst of the nymphs)/ What object attracts my eyes!/ Of all that I see in these pleasant parts/ It's you, it's you, no question, to whom I owe life. / My soul is filled with the fire from your glances;/ You seem still to vivify me. SAMSON, An opera by Voltaire SAMSON: What a sight of horror!/ What, these proud children of error/ Have brought these monsters they adore amongst you?/ God of battles, look in your furor,/ The unworthy rivals that our tyrants implore./ Support my zeal, inspire me/ Avenge your cause, avenge yourself./ WAYWARD WENCHES BY JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Columbine Much worse. Believe me, from one woman to another, as a faithless one, I much prefer Octavio to any other. Goodbye, miss. I promise you that I will not spring any trap on the heart of your lover--and because of my care for you, you will have no reason to cry thief. THE SCHOOL FOR LOVERS, By ALAIN-RENE LE SAGE FRISTON: These lovers are always together,/ With spirits devoted to me/ That around them my order musters,/ Making them observe this law./ The Lucky Man--Michel Baron--translated by Frank J. Morlock Bendish: Frankly sir, if you hadn't been seconded our ship would have come aground. Truly, the trouble that you had in this adventure--I'm not sorry it happened for I don't doubt that after such a hot alarm you'll take care not to make another such mistake. The Unforeseen Wager Note: A play in one act based on a play by Sedaine Translated and adapted by Frank J. Morlock THE VILLAGE COQUETTE OR THE SUPPOSED LOTTERY Lucas Suddenly, yes, to find myself there, as in a miracle. I've got the character for it--no matter how hazardous. I gamble, win some, lose some, it's only that it doesn't make one happy. I've played double or nothing out of boredom. I have forty tickets for this lottery. MADAME MOLIERE--Andre Cremieux CLITANDRE: Ah, what does fortune, position and the rest matter to me? If it pleases you, Madame, to live far from the court, on a farm, in the breast of some chicken-coop, you dressed as a shepherdess in very humble homespun and I as a good Meneleaus, recalling the original, your shepherd plucking fragile roses to cradle you with songs like those of birds. Chekov
By Rivals and Disciples of Moliere The Forfeiture--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock GERONTE: Better to give you no hope when I have none. You hoped to get 40,000 ecus restitution from your aunts. I tell you again, these two extravagants intend to keep that forfeiture, saying you cannot get it from us unless one of us marries. They're both over fifty. It's a joke to believe that will happen. I need money. My wealth is perishing. Expenses are ruining me. So, as a wise man, I ought to go back to the country and contract a marriage that will get me out of this financial trouble. The Spirit of Contradiction--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock Lucas: Everything I've planted is torn up. She's replanted all the weeds I tore out when I was grafting. She said they're wildflowers. Then when I planted the cabbages she said she now wants lettuces. Nothing is done by her order that doesn't reverse something I've done. Yesterday she half buried my prunes under melons. I believe, God pardon me! that it would be better for me to plant watermelons in the grape arbor. The Unforseen Return--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank J. Morlock Squire: Whenever you please we will take the same momentous step--hearts united. I am made for the ladies, and, in all modesty, the ladies are made for me. May I be damned if you are not to my taste. I am ready to love you one day to the point of adoration--to the point of madness! But not to the point of marriage. I like amours without consequences-- you understand me, I'm sure? THE WIDOW a la MODE--Donneau de Vise--translated by F. J. Morlock DAME JEANNE: Eh, my God! I've seen other widows besides you, who are thinking of their fortune while weeping about their spouse. I propose advice to you that you ought to take. A hundred devils! Your tears won't help you to live. The Two McNaughtens--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank Morlock Spruce Oh, sir, customs inspectors are terrible men. All the savages in the world are less barbarous. They can only talk in monosyllables. "yes, no, what, sir? I have no time. But, sir-- Would you kindly open up--" They need maybe a hundred words in their vocabulary. They give me a headache. Finally, when you need them for something, they're more proud and stuck up than an archbishop. The Double Widowing--by Riviere Dufresny, translated by Frank J. Morlock Mrs. MacPherson My husband never tells me his secrets. He's right, for I am too much of a gossip. I like it better when he tells me nothing, because he's so pompous when he tells me a secret. He has such long oaths, so long that I would as soon listen to a hundred sighs from another man. Before he will tell me one word! DOCTOR SCRATCH Note: A Comedy Based on Crispin Medecin of Hautroche--English Version by Frank J. Morlock THE TRIPLE MARRIAGE BY DESTOUCHES Walter Heaven is my witness, I have tried to conquer my distaste and to respond in kind to such a soft and obliging proceeding; if it still depended on me to comply with your wishes in this--but you force me to tell you, before the whole world, that I am not free and my word is pledged forever. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE ELM--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Jeremy The devil! Their imagination works overtime. They only invent fashions to hide sins. Furbelows for those who don't have hips; those who have hips, hid them. The long neck and wrinkled throat have given place to the steinkerk and so forth. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE TREE Pierrot Far be it from me to be suspicious. But, when we've got this wonderful Tree that will prove a woman's chastity--I simply don't wish to get married without it. I want Jaqueline to sit in the Tree, and I am going to find Harlequin to prepare the Ceremony. SCENE ADDED FOR THE ANNIVERSARY OF MOLIERE This was a scene added to a play called Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle by Scribe, Moreau, and Melesville. 1820. It is published separately as Scene ajoutee au Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle and was the work of Moreau. PRISONERS OF WAR--JEAN-JACQUES ROUSSEAU GOTERNITZ: Truly, Mr. Macher, your speech causes me pity and your rage makes me laugh. What response should this gentleman give to an exhortation as ridiculous as yours? The proof of the purity of his intention is in the very language he uses to you; if he wanted to deceive you he would probably take you for his confidant. THE FOLLIES OF LOVE--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGARD Jenny Yes, you. I believe that these rude manners come from some spirit who is in need of prayers. And to better understand whether this angry thing was soul or body, that made this Sabbath, one evening, I took a cord with two ends firmly attached upstairs. It had the effect I hoped. So soon as all were retired to sleep, I waited in person without noise or light, on guard in a corner. I wasn't long waiting. So pitty-pat down the spirit came, noisily tumbling over the cord. He measured the stairs with his nose. THE SERVANT PROBLEM Note: Translated and Adapted from Crispin, Rival of His Master By Alain-Rene Le Sage PANDORA, By VOLTAIRE PANDORA: (noticing Prometheus in the midst of the nymphs)/ What object attracts my eyes!/ Of all that I see in these pleasant parts/ It's you, it's you, no question, to whom I owe life. / My soul is filled with the fire from your glances;/ You seem still to vivify me. SAMSON, An opera by Voltaire SAMSON: What a sight of horror!/ What, these proud children of error/ Have brought these monsters they adore amongst you?/ God of battles, look in your furor,/ The unworthy rivals that our tyrants implore./ Support my zeal, inspire me/ Avenge your cause, avenge yourself./ WAYWARD WENCHES BY JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Columbine Much worse. Believe me, from one woman to another, as a faithless one, I much prefer Octavio to any other. Goodbye, miss. I promise you that I will not spring any trap on the heart of your lover--and because of my care for you, you will have no reason to cry thief. THE SCHOOL FOR LOVERS, By ALAIN-RENE LE SAGE FRISTON: These lovers are always together,/ With spirits devoted to me/ That around them my order musters,/ Making them observe this law./ The Lucky Man--Michel Baron--translated by Frank J. Morlock Bendish: Frankly sir, if you hadn't been seconded our ship would have come aground. Truly, the trouble that you had in this adventure--I'm not sorry it happened for I don't doubt that after such a hot alarm you'll take care not to make another such mistake. The Unforeseen Wager Note: A play in one act based on a play by Sedaine Translated and adapted by Frank J. Morlock THE VILLAGE COQUETTE OR THE SUPPOSED LOTTERY Lucas Suddenly, yes, to find myself there, as in a miracle. I've got the character for it--no matter how hazardous. I gamble, win some, lose some, it's only that it doesn't make one happy. I've played double or nothing out of boredom. I have forty tickets for this lottery. MADAME MOLIERE--Andre Cremieux CLITANDRE: Ah, what does fortune, position and the rest matter to me? If it pleases you, Madame, to live far from the court, on a farm, in the breast of some chicken-coop, you dressed as a shepherdess in very humble homespun and I as a good Meneleaus, recalling the original, your shepherd plucking fragile roses to cradle you with songs like those of birds. ChekovIvanoff — By Rivals and Disciples of Moliere The Forfeiture--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock GERONTE: Better to give you no hope when I have none. You hoped to get 40,000 ecus restitution from your aunts. I tell you again, these two extravagants intend to keep that forfeiture, saying you cannot get it from us unless one of us marries. They're both over fifty. It's a joke to believe that will happen. I need money. My wealth is perishing. Expenses are ruining me. So, as a wise man, I ought to go back to the country and contract a marriage that will get me out of this financial trouble. The Spirit of Contradiction--Riviere Dufresny--translated by Frank J. Morlock Lucas: Everything I've planted is torn up. She's replanted all the weeds I tore out when I was grafting. She said they're wildflowers. Then when I planted the cabbages she said she now wants lettuces. Nothing is done by her order that doesn't reverse something I've done. Yesterday she half buried my prunes under melons. I believe, God pardon me! that it would be better for me to plant watermelons in the grape arbor. The Unforseen Return--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank J. Morlock Squire: Whenever you please we will take the same momentous step--hearts united. I am made for the ladies, and, in all modesty, the ladies are made for me. May I be damned if you are not to my taste. I am ready to love you one day to the point of adoration--to the point of madness! But not to the point of marriage. I like amours without consequences-- you understand me, I'm sure? THE WIDOW a la MODE--Donneau de Vise--translated by F. J. Morlock DAME JEANNE: Eh, my God! I've seen other widows besides you, who are thinking of their fortune while weeping about their spouse. I propose advice to you that you ought to take. A hundred devils! Your tears won't help you to live. The Two McNaughtens--Jean-Francois Regnard--translated by Frank Morlock Spruce Oh, sir, customs inspectors are terrible men. All the savages in the world are less barbarous. They can only talk in monosyllables. "yes, no, what, sir? I have no time. But, sir-- Would you kindly open up--" They need maybe a hundred words in their vocabulary. They give me a headache. Finally, when you need them for something, they're more proud and stuck up than an archbishop. The Double Widowing--by Riviere Dufresny, translated by Frank J. Morlock Mrs. MacPherson My husband never tells me his secrets. He's right, for I am too much of a gossip. I like it better when he tells me nothing, because he's so pompous when he tells me a secret. He has such long oaths, so long that I would as soon listen to a hundred sighs from another man. Before he will tell me one word! DOCTOR SCRATCH Note: A Comedy Based on Crispin Medecin of Hautroche--English Version by Frank J. Morlock THE TRIPLE MARRIAGE BY DESTOUCHES Walter Heaven is my witness, I have tried to conquer my distaste and to respond in kind to such a soft and obliging proceeding; if it still depended on me to comply with your wishes in this--but you force me to tell you, before the whole world, that I am not free and my word is pledged forever. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE ELM--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Jeremy The devil! Their imagination works overtime. They only invent fashions to hide sins. Furbelows for those who don't have hips; those who have hips, hid them. The long neck and wrinkled throat have given place to the steinkerk and so forth. WAIT FOR ME UNDER THE TREE Pierrot Far be it from me to be suspicious. But, when we've got this wonderful Tree that will prove a woman's chastity--I simply don't wish to get married without it. I want Jaqueline to sit in the Tree, and I am going to find Harlequin to prepare the Ceremony. SCENE ADDED FOR THE ANNIVERSARY OF MOLIERE This was a scene added to a play called Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle by Scribe, Moreau, and Melesville. 1820. It is published separately as Scene ajoutee au Le Boulevard Bonne nouvelle and was the work of Moreau. PRISONERS OF WAR--JEAN-JACQUES ROUSSEAU GOTERNITZ: Truly, Mr. Macher, your speech causes me pity and your rage makes me laugh. What response should this gentleman give to an exhortation as ridiculous as yours? The proof of the purity of his intention is in the very language he uses to you; if he wanted to deceive you he would probably take you for his confidant. THE FOLLIES OF LOVE--JEAN-FRANCOIS REGARD Jenny Yes, you. I believe that these rude manners come from some spirit who is in need of prayers. And to better understand whether this angry thing was soul or body, that made this Sabbath, one evening, I took a cord with two ends firmly attached upstairs. It had the effect I hoped. So soon as all were retired to sleep, I waited in person without noise or light, on guard in a corner. I wasn't long waiting. So pitty-pat down the spirit came, noisily tumbling over the cord. He measured the stairs with his nose. THE SERVANT PROBLEM Note: Translated and Adapted from Crispin, Rival of His Master By Alain-Rene Le Sage PANDORA, By VOLTAIRE PANDORA: (noticing Prometheus in the midst of the nymphs)/ What object attracts my eyes!/ Of all that I see in these pleasant parts/ It's you, it's you, no question, to whom I owe life. / My soul is filled with the fire from your glances;/ You seem still to vivify me. SAMSON, An opera by Voltaire SAMSON: What a sight of horror!/ What, these proud children of error/ Have brought these monsters they adore amongst you?/ God of battles, look in your furor,/ The unworthy rivals that our tyrants implore./ Support my zeal, inspire me/ Avenge your cause, avenge yourself./ WAYWARD WENCHES BY JEAN-FRANCOIS REGNARD Columbine Much worse. Believe me, from one woman to another, as a faithless one, I much prefer Octavio to any other. Goodbye, miss. I promise you that I will not spring any trap on the heart of your lover--and because of my care for you, you will have no reason to cry thief. THE SCHOOL FOR LOVERS, By ALAIN-RENE LE SAGE FRISTON: These lovers are always together,/ With spirits devoted to me/ That around them my order musters,/ Making them observe this law./ The Lucky Man--Michel Baron--translated by Frank J. Morlock Bendish: Frankly sir, if you hadn't been seconded our ship would have come aground. Truly, the trouble that you had in this adventure--I'm not sorry it happened for I don't doubt that after such a hot alarm you'll take care not to make another such mistake. The Unforeseen Wager Note: A play in one act based on a play by Sedaine Translated and adapted by Frank J. Morlock THE VILLAGE COQUETTE OR THE SUPPOSED LOTTERY Lucas Suddenly, yes, to find myself there, as in a miracle. I've got the character for it--no matter how hazardous. I gamble, win some, lose some, it's only that it doesn't make one happy. I've played double or nothing out of boredom. I have forty tickets for this lottery. MADAME MOLIERE--Andre Cremieux CLITANDRE: Ah, what does fortune, position and the rest matter to me? If it pleases you, Madame, to live far from the court, on a farm, in the breast of some chicken-coop, you dressed as a shepherdess in very humble homespun and I as a good Meneleaus, recalling the original, your shepherd plucking fragile roses to cradle you with songs like those of birds. Chekov
Edward Bulwer LyttonThe Lady of Lyons — Edward Bulwer Lytton
Edward Bulwer LyttonThe Duchess de la Valliere — Edward Bulwer Lytton
Edward Bulwer LyttonMONEY: A Comedy IN FIVE ACTS — Edward Bulwer Lytton
Edward Bulwer LyttonNot So Bad As We Seem — Edward Bulwer Lytton
Edward Bulwer LyttonRICHELIEU; OR, THE CONSPIRACY — Edward Bulwer Lytton
Edward Bulwer LyttonWalpole — Edward Bulwer Lytton
Edward Bulwer LyttonTHE SEA-CAPTAIN; OR, THE BIRTHRIGHT — Bulwer Lytton
Eugene ONeillMarco Millions — Eugene ONeill
Eugene ONeillBeyond The Horizon — Eugene ONeill
Eugene ONeillThe Emperor Jones — Eugene ONeill
Eugene ONeillAnna Christie — Eugene ONeill
Eugene ONeillThe Long Voyage Home — Eugene ONeill
Eugene ONeillThe Hairy Ape — Eugene ONeill
Eugene ONeillThe First Man — Eugene ONeill
Florence Henrietta DarwinBUSHES AND BRIARS — Florence Henrietta Darwin
Florence Henrietta DarwinMY MAN JOHN — Florence Henrietta Darwin
Florence Henrietta DarwinThe New Year — Florence Henrietta Darwin
Florence Henrietta DarwinPRINCESS ROYAL — Florence Henrietta Darwin
Florence Henrietta DarwinTHE SEEDS OF LOVE — Florence Henrietta Darwin
French from ShakespeareFrench Lear, or The Beggar King — Translated and adapted by F. J. Morlock
French from ShakespeareTHE STENDHAL HAMLET SCENARIOS — Translated and adapted by Frank J. Morlock
French from ShakespeareLADY MACBETH by J. Le Sire — French from Shakespeare
French from ShakespeareFalstaff: The Tavern Scene — French from Shakespeare
Friedrich Von SchillerWilhelm Tell — Friedrich Von Schiller
Friedrich Von SchillerThe Robbers — Friedrich Von Schiller
Friedrich Von SchillerFiesco — Friedrich Von Schiller
Friedrich Von SchillerLove and Intrigue — Friedrich Von Schiller
Friedrich Von SchillerThe Camp of Wallenstein — Friedrich Von Schiller
Friedrich Von SchillerThe Piccolomini — Schiller [Translated by S. T. Coleridge]
Friedrich Von SchillerThe Death of Wallenstein — Schiller [Translated by S. T. Coleridge]
Friedrich Von SchillerDon Carlos — Friedrich Von Schiller
Friedrich Von SchillerDemetrius — Friedrich Von Schiller
Friedrich Von SchillerMary Stuart — Friedrich Von Schiller
Friedrich Von SchillerThe Maid of Orleans — Friedrich Von Schiller
Friedrich Von SchillerThe Bride of Messina — Friedrich Von Schiller
George Bernard ShawPygmalion — George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard ShawMrs. Warren's Profession — George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard ShawYou Never Can Tell — George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard ShawThe Dark Lady of the Sonnets — George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard ShawMAJOR BARBARA — George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard ShawCaesar and Cleopatra — George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard ShawMan and Superman — George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard ShawCaptain Brassbound's Conversion — George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard ShawAugustus Does His Bit — George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard ShawAnnajanska, the Bolshevik Empress — George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard ShawGreat Catherine (Whom Glory Still Adores) — George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard ShawThe Inca of Perusalem — George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard ShawO'Flaherty V.C. — George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard ShawHeartbreak House — George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard ShawHow He Lied to Her Husband — George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard ShawJohn Bull's Other Island — George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard ShawArms and the Man — George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard ShawThe Devil's Disciple — George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard ShawOverruled — George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard ShawAndrocles and the Lion — George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard ShawPreface to Androcles and the Lion — George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard ShawCandida — George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard ShawThe Man of Destiny — George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard ShawThe Doctor's Dilemma — George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard ShawThe Doctor's Dilemma: Preface on Doctors — George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard ShawThe Philanderer — George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard ShawGetting Married — George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard ShawArms and the Man — George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard ShawFanny's First Play — George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard ShawPress Cuttings — George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard ShawThe Shewing-up of Blanco Posnet — George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard ShawCashel Byron's Profession — George Bernard Shaw
Henrik IbsenPeer Gynt — Henrik Ibsen
Henrik IbsenA Doll's House — Henrik Ibsen
Henrik IbsenGhosts — Henrik Ibsen
Henrik IbsenAn Enemy of the People — Henrik Ibsen
Henrik IbsenThe Lady From The Sea — Henrik Ibsen
Henrik IbsenPillars of Society — Henrik Ibsen
Henrik IbsenRosmersholm — Henrik Ibsen
Henrik IbsenThe Wild Duck — Henrik Ibsen
Henrik IbsenThe Master Builder — Henrik Ibsen
Henrik IbsenWhen We Dead Awaken — Henrik Ibsen
Henrik IbsenHedda Gabler — Henrik Ibsen
Henrik IbsenLittle Eyolf — Henrik Ibsen
Henry FieldingThe Intriguing Chambermaid — Henry Fielding
Henry FieldingThe Lottery — Henry Fielding
Henry FieldingLove in Several Masques — Henry Fielding
Henry FieldingMiss Lucy in Town — Henry Fielding
Henry FieldingPlutus — Henry Fielding
Henry FieldingThe Wedding Day — Henry Fielding
Henry FieldingThe Welsh Opera — Henry Fielding
Henry FieldingThe Miser — Henry Fielding
Henry FieldingAn Old Man Taught Wisdom — Henry Fielding
Henry FieldingThe Temple Beau — Henry Fielding
Henry FieldingTom Thumb — Henry Fielding
Henry FieldingTumble-Down Dick — Henry Fielding
Henry FieldingTHE AUTHOR'S FARCE — Henry Fielding
Henry FieldingPASQUIN — Henry Fielding
Henry FieldingRape Upon Rape — Henry Fielding
J M SyngeRiders to the Sea — J M Synge
J M SyngeThe Playboy of the Western World — J M Synge
J M SyngeDeirdre of the Sorrows — J M Synge
J M SyngeIn the Shadow of the Glen — J M Synge
J M SyngeThe Well of the Saints — J M Synge
J M SyngeThe Tinker's Wedding — J M Synge
J M SyngeIn the Shadow of the Glen — J M Synge
John GalsworthyA Family Man — John Galsworthy
John GalsworthyLoyalties — John Galsworthy
John GalsworthyWindows — John Galsworthy
John GalsworthyDEFEAT. A TINY DRAMA — John Galsworthy
John GalsworthyTHE FOUNDATIONS. (AN EXTRAVAGANT PLAY) — John Galsworthy
John GalsworthyThe Silver Box — John Galsworthy
John GalsworthyThe Eldest Son — John Galsworthy
John GalsworthyThe Fugitive — John Galsworthy
John GalsworthyA Bit O'Love — John Galsworthy
John GalsworthyTHE FIRST AND THE LAST. A Drama In Three Scenes — John Galsworthy
John GalsworthyHALL-MARKED. A SATIRIC TRIFLE — John Galsworthy
John GalsworthyJoy — John Galsworthy
John GalsworthyJustice — John Galsworthy
John GalsworthyTHE LITTLE DREAM: An Allegory in six Scenes — John Galsworthy
John GalsworthyTHE LITTLE MAN. A FARCICAL MORALITY IN THREE SCENES — John Galsworthy
John GalsworthyTHE MOB. A Play in Four Acts — John Galsworthy
John GalsworthyTHE PIGEON. A Fantasy in Three Acts — John Galsworthy
John GalsworthyPUNCH AND GO. A LITTLE COMEDY — John Galsworthy
John GalsworthyTHE SKIN GAME — John Galsworthy
John GalsworthyStrife — John Galsworthy
John GalsworthyTHE SUN. A SCENE — John Galsworthy
John GayThe Beggar's Opera — John Gay
John GayAcis and Galatea — John Gay
John GayThe Captives — John Gay
John GayDione — John Gay
John GayThe Distress'd Wife — John Gay
John GayRehearsal at Goatham — John Gay
John GayThe Mohocks — John Gay
John GayPolly — John Gay
Lord ByronWERNER; OR, THE INHERITANCE: A TRAGEDY — Lord Byron
Lord ByronCAIN: A MYSTERY — Lord Byron
Lord ByronThe Deformed Transformed — Lord Byron
Lord ByronHeaven and Earth — Lord Byron
Lord ByronMarino Faliero — Lord Byron
Lord ByronSardanapalus — Lord Byron
MoliereThe Middle Class Gentleman — Moliere
MoliereAmphitryon — Moliere
MoliereThe Misanthrope — Moliere
MoliereThe Physician in Spite of Himself — Moliere
MoliereThe School for Wives — Moliere
MoliereThe Miser — Moliere
MoliereTHE LOVE DOCTOR — Translated/Adapted by F. J. Morlock
MoliereTHE BLUNDERER: OR, THE COUNTERPLOTS. — Moliere
MoliereTHE LOVE-TIFF. — Moliere
MoliereTHE PRETENTIOUS YOUNG LADIES — Moliere
MoliereSGANARELLE: OR THE SELF-DECEIVED HUSBAND — Moliere
MoliereTHE BORES. — Moliere
MoliereTHE SCHOOL FOR HUSBANDS — Moliere
MoliereDon Garcia of Navarre — Moliere
MoliereThe Miser — Moliere
MoliereMonsieur de Pourceaugnac — Moliere
MoliereThe Magnificent Lovers — Moliere
MoliereThe Shopkeeper Turned Gentleman — Moliere
MolierePsyche — Moliere
MoliereThe Countess of Escarbagnas — Moliere
Opera LibrettosSAMSON, An opera by Voltaire — Opera Librettos
Opera LibrettosPANDORA, By VOLTAIRE — Opera Librettos
Opera LibrettosTHE TWO WINE CASKS: Sketch of a comic opera by Voltaire — Opera Librettos
Opera LibrettosTHE TEMPLE OF GLORY, AN OPERA — Opera Librettos
Opera LibrettosPandore — Opera, par Voltaire
Opera LibrettosSamson — par Voltaire
Opera LibrettosTANIS AND ZELIDE — Opera Librettos
Opera LibrettosSARDANAPALUS By Henri Becque — Opera Librettos
Opera LibrettosTHE KNIGHTS OF THE DAFFODIL — JULES VERNE
Opera LibrettosTHE BARON OF OTRANTO: An Opera Buffa — Opera Librettos
Opera LibrettosARMIDA — Quinault
Opera LibrettosAMADIS By QUINAULT — Opera Librettos
Opera LibrettosISIS By Quinault — Opera Librettos
Opera LibrettosATYS By Quinault — Opera Librettos
Opera LibrettosTHE ADOPTIVE SON — By Jules Verne and Charles Wallut
Opera LibrettosMR. CHIMPANZEE: Operetta in one act — Jules Verne
Opera LibrettosROLAND: A tragedy — Quinault
Opera LibrettosFRANCOIS VILLON — M. Got
Opera LibrettosSAPHO: An Opera — Opera Librettos
Opera LibrettosALCESTIS By Quinault — Opera Librettos
Opera LibrettosCADMUS AND HERMIONE By Quinault — Opera Librettos
Opera LibrettosDEATH OF CAESAR By Voltaire — Opera Librettos
Opera LibrettosSCANDERBERG — A Tragedy
Opera LibrettosHERCULES DYING, BY MARMONTEL — Opera Librettos
Opera LibrettosPERSEUS, By QUINAULT — Opera Librettos
Opera LibrettosRUSTIC AMOURS, A Pastoral By Favart — Opera Librettos
Opera LibrettosPENELOPE, By Marmontel — Opera Librettos
Opera LibrettosCASTOR AND POLLUX, By Rameau and Bernard, An Opera — Opera Librettos
Opera LibrettosZENEIDA BY M. DE CAHUSAC — Opera Librettos
Opera LibrettosDIDO, By Marmontel, Music by Piccini — Opera Librettos
Oscar WildeA Woman of No Importance — Oscar Wilde
Oscar WildeAn Ideal Husband — Oscar Wilde
Oscar WildeThe Decay of Lying — Oscar Wilde
Oscar WildeA Florentine Tragedy — A Fragment (and other works)
Oscar WildeLady Windermere's Fan — Oscar Wilde
Oscar WildeSalome — Oscar Wilde
Oscar WildeVera, or the Nihilists — Oscar Wilde
Oscar WildeThe Duchess of Padua — Oscar Wilde
Oscar WildeFor Love of the King — Oscar Wilde
Oscar WildeLA SAINTE COURTISANE — Oscar Wilde
Oscar WildeIntentions — Oscar Wilde
ParadesTHE TURKISH APPLE A parade — Thomas Gueulette
ParadesTHE COURIER FROM MILAN. A PARADE — Parades
ParadesTHE SHIT SELLER By T. Gueulette — Parades
ParadesPREGNANT WITH VIRTUE By T. Gueullete — Parades
ParadesCHASTE ISABELLE A Parade By Thomas Gueulette — Parades
ParadesCOLIN AND COLETTE By Beaumarchais — Parades
Richard Brinsley SheridanTHE FORTY THIEVES: A GRAND MELO-DRAMATIC ROMANCE — Richard Brinsley Sheridan
Richard Brinsley SheridanThe CRITIC, OR A Tragedy Rehearsed — Richard Brinsley Sheridan
Richard Brinsley SheridanTHE DUENNA — Richard Brinsley Sheridan
Richard Brinsley SheridanThe Governess — Richard Brinsley Sheridan
Richard Brinsley SheridanPizarro — Richard Brinsley Sheridan
Richard Brinsley SheridanThe Rivals — Richard Brinsley Sheridan
Richard Brinsley SheridanSt. PATRICK'S DAY; OR, THE SCHEMING LIEUTENANT — Richard Brinsley Sheridan
Richard Brinsley SheridanA TRIP TO SCARBOROUGH — Richard Brinsley Sheridan
Richard Brinsley SheridanMemoirs of the Life of the Rt. Hon. Richard Brinsley Sheridan V1 — Thomas Moore
Richard Brinsley SheridanLife of Sheridan, Vol 2 — Thomas Moore
Sherlock Holmes PastichesSHERLOCK HOLMES IN THE ADVENTURE OF THE MULBERRY STREET IRREGULAR — Sherlock Holmes Pastiches
Sherlock Holmes PastichesThe Adventure of Merlin's Tomb — Sherlock Holmes Pastiches
Sherlock Holmes PastichesSherlock Holmes and the Grand Horizontals. — FRANK J. MORLOCK
Sherlock Holmes PastichesTHE REAL SHERLOCK HOLMES — Sherlock Holmes Pastiches
Sherlock Holmes PastichesTHE MAN WHO FELL FROM HEAVEN — Sherlock Holmes Pastiches
William CongreveThe Double-Dealer — William Congreve
William CongreveThe Way of the World — William Congreve
William CongreveThe Old Bachelor — William Congreve
William CongreveIncognita — William Congreve
William CongreveLove for Love — William Congreve
William Dean HowellsThe Elevator — William Dean Howells
William Dean HowellsThe Parlor-Car — William Dean Howells
William Dean HowellsThe Register — William Dean Howells
William Dean HowellsThe Albany Depot — W. D. Howells
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Various authorsTHE VAMPIRE BY CHARLES NODIER
Various authorsCyrano de Bergerac
Various authorsThe School For Scandal
Various authorsRosencrantz and Guildenstern
Various authorsAll For Love
Various authorsA Blot In The 'Scutcheon
Various authorsIf
Various authorsFOGGERTY'S FAIRY
Various authorsChastelard, a tragedy
Various authorsBox and Cox
Various authorsTHE FALL OF ROBESPIERRE, AN HISTORIC DRAMA
Various authorsPhaedra
Various authorsThe Garotters
Various authorsThe New Godiva
Various authorsThe Master of Mrs. Chilvers
Various authorsFanny and the Servant Problem
Various authorsThe Machine
Various authorsPrometheus Unbound
Various authorsThe Tempest; or, The Enchanted Island
Various authorsThe Second-Story Man
Various authorsThe Naturewoman
Various authorsPrince Hagen
Various authorsThe Golden Doom
Various authorsA Night at an Inn
Various authorsThe Tent of the Arabs
Various authorsThe Hunchback
Various authorsFaust Part 1
Various authorsMiss Civilization
Various authorsChrononhotonthologos — Henry Carey
Various authorsThe Cenci — Percy Bysshe Shelley
Various authorsShe Stoops to Conquer — Oliver Goldsmith
Various authorsFRANKENSTEIN; OR, THE MAN AND THE MONSTER! — H. M. MILNER
Various authorsNathan the Wise — Gotthold Ephraim Lessing
Various authorsDear Brutus — J. M. Barrie
Various authorsCount Julian — Walter Savage Landor
Various authorsTHE MOCK DOCTOR: OR The Dumb Lady Cur'd. — Henry Fielding
Various authorsTHE PICTURE, OR, THE Cuckold in Conceit — James Miller
Various authorsThe Swan Song — Anton Chekov
Various authorsThe Christian Slave — Harriet Beecher Stowe
Various authorsThe Apparition — J. C. Cross
Various authorsThe Modern Husband — Henry Fielding
Various authorsThe Old Debauchees — Henry Fielding
Various authorsAchilles — John Gay
Various authorsThe Covent-Garden Tragedy — Henry Fielding
Various authorsThe Fathers — Henry Fielding
Various authorsThe Grinding Organ — Maria Edgeworth
Various authorsThe Sentimentalists: An Unfinished Comedy — George Meredith
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Various authorsWIDOW! — By Henri Becque--Translated and adapted by Frank J. Morlock
Various authorsHadda Padda — Godmunder Kamban
Various authorsTHE PLAY AND THE PROLOGUE — Denis Diderot--translated and adapted by Frank J. Morlock
Various authorsSignora Fantastici — Madame de Stael--Translated and adapted by F. J. Morlock
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Various authorsThe Discovery — Frances Chamberlaine Sheridan
Various authorsFATHERS AND SONS — Adapted from the novel of Ivan Turgenev By F. J. Morlock
Various authorsThe Lucky Man — Michel Baron--translated by Frank J. Morlock
Various authorsMoral — Ludwig Thoma
Various authorsFalstaff: The Tavern Scene
Various authorsCreditors — August Strindberg
Various authorsPariah — August Strindberg
Various authorsBoris Godunov — Alexander Pushkin
Various authorsMADAME AUBIN — Verlaine--Translated and adapted by Frank J. Morlock
Various authorsPeau de Chagrin — M. Louis Judicus--Translated and adapted by Frank J. Morlock
Various authorsSOCRATES — VOLTAIRE--Translated and adapted by Frank J. Morlock
Various authorsTHE TYPE YOU DON'T MARRY — Pailleron
Various authorsWHITEWASHING JULIA
Various authorsJoan of Arc — Charles Desnoyer--Translated and adapted by Frank J. Morlock
Various authorsOLD CREOLE DAYS — Adapted from stories by George Washington Cable BY F. J. MORLOCK
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Various authorsThe Octoroon — Dion Boucicault
Various authorsPETER AND ALEXIS
Various authorsCharles the First--
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Various authorsThe Dupe, a comedy — Frances Chamberlaine Sheridan
Various authorsThe Countess Cathleen — W.B. Yeats
Various authorsThe Land Of Heart's Desire — William Butler Yeats
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Various authorsJESUS OF NAZARETH
Various authorsFEYDEAU'S I NEVER CHEAT ON MY HUSBAND
Various authorsTHE GREEN CARNATION
Various authorsPERE GORIOT (A Drama Vaudeville)
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Various authorsTHE MOONSHINE VINE — Translated and adapted by Frank J. Morlock
Various authorsDr. Jonathan — Winston Churchill
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Various authorsThe Post Office — Rabindranath Tagore
Various authorsFOURTEEN — Alice Gerstenberg
Various authorsLover's Vows — Mrs. Inchbald
Various authorsThe Lovers' Tasks
Various authorsThe Love-Chase — James Sheridan Knowles
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Various authorsThe Unforeseen Wager
Various authorsThe Comical History of Doctor Faustus — Frank Morlock
Various authorsThe Admirable Crichton
Various authorsEXCALIBUR: AN ARTHURIAN DRAMA — RALPH ADAMS CRAM
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Various authorsThe Contrast — Royall Tyler
Various authorsComedies — Ludvig Holberg
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Various authorsTHE POLITICAL TINKER — Ludvig Holberg
Various authorsUNDER WESTERN EYES
Various authorsWashington Square Plays — Various
Various authorsBETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
Various authorsAria da Capo — Edna St. Vincent Millay
Various authorsCLARA'S HUSBANDS — Laura M. Williams
Various authorsIKUTA — Zembo Motoyaso
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Various authorsThe Pot Boiler — Upton Sinclair
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Various authorsCHRISTMAS AT THOMPSON HALL
Various authorsTHE ROSE PRINCESS — A play by Frank J. Morlock Based on a fairy tale
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Various authors'TIS PITY SHE'S A WHORE — John Ford
Various authorsTHE MYSTERIES OF PARIS
Various authorsMr. Pim Passes By — A.A. Milne
Various authorsLOUIS XIV AND THE FLOWER GIRL OF THE ORANGERY
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Various authorsA MONASTERY OF EUROPEAN MONKS
Various authorsMaster Olof: A Drama in Five Acts — August Strindberg
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Various authorsA GAUNTLET — Bjornstjerne M. Bjornson
Various authorsLEONARDA — Bjornstjerne M. Bjornson
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Various authorsJURGEN A play based on the novel of George Branch Cabell
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Various authorsOEDIPUS By Voltaire
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Various authorsTHE ADVANTAGES OF BEING UGLY By Legouve
Various authorsThe Female Gamester — Gorges Edmond Howard
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