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1 post · May 4, 1998

Neil D.MIT Media LabMay 4, 1998
> John G. wrote:
> > We did go there once and I found everything to be terrible, even the
> > burgers and fries.  The waitstaff was beyond belief since surliness
> > and negativity are part of the "show" ("hi, welcome to the Road

The Geoff's delis in Providence, RI, are famed for the rudeness of their employees -- it's a selling point that you can expect to be engaged in aggressive repartee while they make your sandwich.  I believe they're staffed primarily by Brown and RISD students (and possibly also by bitter unemployable Humanities graduates).

The last time I went to Geoff's with my overeducated True Love of the time (several years ago), it was a clash-of-the-titans spectacle of subtle exchanges.  The cute, sharp-tongued, frosh-aged sandwich girl started it with a roundabout shot at my girlfriend.  Then the figurative claws came out, so I just stepped back and prayed my gf wouldn't verbally maim the girl too badly.

Money cannot buy that kind of entertainment.

I never returned, although after my girlfriend and I parted ways, I did consider seeing if that young lady from Geoff's still worked there and if she were presently dating anyone...

Good sandwiches, too.

Neil
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